Posted on 04/17/2008 8:00:20 AM PDT by Brandonmark
And this was after taking on the pernicious issue of saggy, baggy pants.
Saggy, baggy pants are their own form of punishment, falling just below making a fool of yourself on the Floor of the Florida Legislature.
But I do sleep well at night, knowing the Florida experiment in Democracy is a success, they HAVE designated Key Lime as the official pie once again (they do this every few years when a new legislator thinks that this has never been done before.)
“I’ll have me overhead lifters and four-barrel quads,
oh yeah,
a fuel-injected cut-off and chrome-plated rods,
oh yeah...
with a four speed on the floor,
they’ll be waitin’ at the door,
you know I ain’t braggin’
she’s a real p*s*y wagon
GREASED LIGHTNIN’!!!!
etc etc/
I was the first person to ever sing this song,
and I did for seven months in the original Production
of GREASE, in Chicago , all through 1971. But that was
a more innocent time. No such thing as trucknutz then.
Arrested psychosexual development. This is a remnant of infantile exhibitionism, about the age of 6.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.