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Obama Heals Hundreds
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| March, 2, 2008
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Posted on 03/02/2008 6:45:12 AM PST by newheart
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To: VastRWCon
Is Obama wearing a Peanut Costume?
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posted on
03/02/2008 7:06:53 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
To: expatguy
Barry O’bama is a good Irishman.
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posted on
03/02/2008 7:12:01 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
To: Charles Martel
This just in:
A Healing in Wisconsin William Peterson of La Crosse, Wisconsin said he experienced a miracle at the Obama rally in Madison. Peterson reportedly suffered from erectile dysfunction for 9 years. When Obama's stirring words turned to universal health care, Peterson said, "He got my attention and I sat up straight. To my surprise, so did little Willy. I can only say it was miraculous."
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/619501/fainting_on_the_barack_obama_campaign.html
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posted on
03/02/2008 7:15:04 AM PST
by
claudiustg
(We're Whiggin' out!)
To: claudiustg
24
posted on
03/02/2008 7:17:24 AM PST
by
cerberus
To: newheart
Standard faith healing BS, same as Oral Roberts and all the rest. Put a lame person in the spotlight with a bunch of people watching, they get a rush of adrenelin and stand up. Next day, back to the wheelchair. This is why faith healers never have a blind person read a book on stage.
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posted on
03/02/2008 7:21:32 AM PST
by
tickmeister
(tickmeister)
To: newheart
Standard faith healing BS, same as Oral Roberts and all the rest. Put a lame person in the spotlight with a bunch of people watching, they get a rush of adrenelin and stand up. Next day, back to the wheelchair. This is why faith healers never have a blind person read a book on stage.
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posted on
03/02/2008 7:22:14 AM PST
by
tickmeister
(tickmeister)
To: bill1952
Si se puta I don't know if you meant that but LOL just the same!!
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posted on
03/02/2008 7:22:30 AM PST
by
ProfoundMan
(Money is the mother's milk of politics but righteous indignation is the drug of choice.)
To: newheart
>Ummm. Perhaps you meant it...
Yes. I thought that since I felt like someone was pulling my leg here with this post I would bastardize “si se puede.”
>In either case, it is exceedingly funny.
Thanks! - and good catch. I wondered if anyone would take note. 8^) - bill
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posted on
03/02/2008 7:24:46 AM PST
by
bill1952
(I will vote for McCain if he resigns his Senate seat before this election.)
To: tickmeister
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posted on
03/02/2008 7:25:41 AM PST
by
JennysCool
(They all say they want change, but they’re really after folding money.)
To: newheart
SHAZAM!!! You're one of us now
To: newheart
This is great news. It means that Obama won’t have to saddle us with Universal Health Care after all (a.k.a. socialized medicine). All that’s needed is for every American to put his or her hand on the radio or TV while President Hussein speaks, and everyone will be healed of all mortal ills!
To: bill1952
This has to be satire... Or he truly is the AnitChrist
To: ProfoundMan
Post 28. Thanks to you both for seeing the humor! - bill
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posted on
03/02/2008 8:05:14 AM PST
by
bill1952
(I will vote for McCain if he resigns his Senate seat before this election.)
To: newheart
Remember if John Kerry had been elected President, Christopher Reeves would have walked.
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posted on
03/02/2008 9:07:03 AM PST
by
The Great RJ
("Mir we bleiwen wat mir sin" or "We want to remain what we are." ..Luxembourg motto)
To: newheart
And Obama went with him; and much people followed him, and thronged him. 25 And a certain woman, which had an issue of blood twelve years, 26 And had suffered many things of many physicians, and had spent all that she had, and was nothing bettered, but rather grew worse, 27 When she had heard of Obama, came in the press behind, and touched his garment. 28 For she said, If I may touch but his clothes, I shall be whole. 29 And straightway the fountain of her blood was dried up; and she felt in her body that she was healed of that plague.30 And Obama, immediately knowing in himself that virtue had gone out of him, turned him about in the press, and said, Who touched my clothes? 31 And his political adviser said unto him, Thou seest the multitude thronging thee, and sayest thou, Who touched me? 32 And he looked round about to see her that had done this thing. 33 But the woman fearing and trembling, knowing what was done in her, came and fell down before him, and told him all the truth. 34 And he said unto her, Daughter, thy vote hath made thee whole; go in peace, and be whole of thy plague.
Book of Axelrod 5:21-34
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posted on
03/02/2008 9:16:43 AM PST
by
Popman
(Gold Standard: Trying to squeeze a 50 lb economy back into a 5 lb bag)
To: Popman
“Yes, MOADEBE!”
“We have Worm sign the likes of which, not even GOD has seen!”
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posted on
03/02/2008 9:56:41 AM PST
by
PSYCHO-FREEP
(Juan McCain....Viva El Presidente! "I'm not prejudice, I hate everybody the same.")
To: newheart
Now I know this is satire all that side ever does is post (exaggerated) and anti-Christian stories!! GROW UP.
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posted on
03/02/2008 9:56:52 AM PST
by
JSDude1
(http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=56306 "MoveON McCain" To find McCain's Sorros)
To: PSYCHO-FREEP
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posted on
03/02/2008 9:59:27 AM PST
by
joebuck
To: newheart
Sounds like the Antichrist to me.
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posted on
03/02/2008 10:00:14 AM PST
by
Archon of the East
(Universal Executive Power of the Law of Nature)
To: PSYCHO-FREEP
Weird my wife and I just bought the original "Dune" on DVD last night and introduced our 16 year old to it.
It thought it was pretty lame until the giant worm part
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posted on
03/02/2008 10:19:16 AM PST
by
Popman
(Gold Standard: Trying to squeeze a 50 lb economy back into a 5 lb bag)
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