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Iowahawk: An Archbishop of Canterbury Tale (Rowan Williams lampooned in Chaucerian verse. Hoot!)
Iowahawk blog ^ | February 12, 2008 | Iowahawk "With apologies to Geoffrey Chaucer"

Posted on 02/13/2008 11:16:51 AM PST by Mrs. Don-o

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To: Monkey Face

91 Sharia is Englishe as tea and scones,

92 So everybody muste get stoned.”


21 posted on 02/13/2008 11:48:14 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Good guy wins, bad guy gets dead. Nothing to cry over here." ~ trimom)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

‘tis a noething, be ye absolved of any discomfit.

:o)


22 posted on 02/13/2008 11:49:16 AM PST by JoanVarga ("¿Por qué no te calles?")
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To: Mrs. Don-o

God, this guy spells almost as bad as I do.


23 posted on 02/13/2008 11:50:11 AM PST by Cheburashka (Liberalism: a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.)
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To: Billthedrill; Constitution Day; IowaHawk; AnAmericanMother; Charles Henrickson; Petronski; ...
Ye Hawke hath slayne me accordynge to his custome.
24 posted on 02/13/2008 11:50:35 AM PST by dighton
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To: Mrs. Don-o

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

I love David Burge! My hero!


25 posted on 02/13/2008 11:52:09 AM PST by Judith Anne (I have no idea what to put here. Not a clue.)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

This is so good, it is FATWA-worthy.


26 posted on 02/13/2008 11:56:35 AM PST by bajabaja
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To: IowaHawk
Probably your best work ever.

I predict this one will make the rounds in Merrie Olde England.

27 posted on 02/13/2008 12:03:15 PM PST by The KG9 Kid
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To: Cheburashka
And isn't it splendid how wew all understand it anyhow?! It's all worth it for the final line:

"The Englande folk are folking nuts."

28 posted on 02/13/2008 12:09:02 PM PST by Mrs. Don-o (And smale foweles maken melodye,)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

There’s a few blokes here at BP in Houston who are gone to love this. well writ whit Master Hawk!


29 posted on 02/13/2008 12:10:06 PM PST by dblshot
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To: Mrs. Don-o

The Bard couldn’t have said it better.....


30 posted on 02/13/2008 12:20:38 PM PST by phoenix07
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To: dighton; IowaHawk; Billthedrill

Priceless.


31 posted on 02/13/2008 12:26:02 PM PST by aculeus
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To: Mrs. Don-o
"Of Englande folk, one thynge is certan: 99 Dying by theyr own thousande cuts, 100 The Englande folk are folking nuts. "

"From Greater Arabia shall be born a strong master of Mohammed,
He will enter Europe wearing a blue turban...." - Nostradamus

When the one with blue turban you see,
All men of the western isles get ready to flee...


32 posted on 02/13/2008 12:29:51 PM PST by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: Mrs. Don-o

Sheesh - so many typos it was unreadable.


33 posted on 02/13/2008 12:31:13 PM PST by decimon
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To: Mrs. Don-o
packynge fudge ? LOL!!
34 posted on 02/13/2008 12:38:34 PM PST by SW6906 (6 things you can't have too much of: sex, money, firewood, horsepower, guns and ammunition.)
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To: Constitution Day; dighton; aculeus; Tijeras_Slim

'Tis to laugh, by my troth.

35 posted on 02/13/2008 12:40:15 PM PST by martin_fierro (Z O U N D S !)
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To: knighthawk; RaceBannon; OCCASparky

Ping


36 posted on 02/13/2008 12:40:29 PM PST by Little Bill (Welcome to the Newly Socialist State of New Hampshire)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

37 posted on 02/13/2008 12:43:15 PM PST by LexBaird (Behold, thou hast drinken of the Aide of Kool, and are lost unto Men.)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

One for your punner ping list


38 posted on 02/13/2008 12:45:05 PM PST by LexBaird (Behold, thou hast drinken of the Aide of Kool, and are lost unto Men.)
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To: Mrs. Don-o; IowaHawk
91 Sharia is Englishe as tea and scones,

92 So everybody muste get stoned."

This has to be one of Iowahawk's absolute Best!!!

An American Expat in Southeast Asia

39 posted on 02/13/2008 12:47:23 PM PST by expatguy ("An American Expat in Southeast Asia" - New & Improved - Now with Search)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

Aye thanck ye fore sharyng Moste brylliant ande derryng


40 posted on 02/13/2008 12:51:10 PM PST by informavoracious
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