[StarCMC]

Ahem. Ping.

[Fiddlstix]

Bump

[Repeal The 17th]

somtimes when me and the some of boys retire deep down into the sub basement where our wives don’t dare try to come find us for a prolonged episode of beer drinking we have played the game of traveling back in time to a certain day in 1963 in dallas texas where we would kidnap lee harvey oswald and just duct tape his ass to a telephone pole for about 24 hours and then we would time travel back home to see how it effected history when kennedy would not be assassinated and johnson would not have become president and then goldwater would have been elected in 1964 but we usually run out of beer before anything bad happens usually

[Steve Van Doorn]

I think they are already here. The socialists from the future are here destroying the republican party.

[Cementjungle]

How many carbon credits does it cost to operate that thing?

[tumblindice]

Any time-travelers found on the premises at night will be found the next morning.

“Yes, Beldar, we received a warm welcome. But sadly, I return alone.”

[The Great RJ]

Travelers from the future will probably be coming back to talk us out of voting Hillary into the White House in 2008. President Hillary would start a series of calamities that would take decades to fix.

[Billthedrill]

Time travelers are here. We haven't talked much about ourselves. It's just that...well...how do I put this? We have some very bad news for you all...

[fish hawk]

Better hurry with that border fence. LOL

[subterfuge]

If they can really time-travel, couldn’t they be here in say...a couple of nano seconds? What’s taking so long?

[Redcloak]

These loops are known to physicists as "closed timelike curves"

Wibbly-wobbly, timey-whimeys?

[Zionist Conspirator]

If time possible ever becomes possible at any time then time travelers from beyond that point could have theoretically been materializing at any point in the past. In other words, if it ever becomes possible, it's already been done!

[Steamburg]

If the plan had worked, would we be in our current situation?

[OSHA]

I invented a time machine. To test it I was going to buy a rabbit and send it to myself two weeks in the past. But if I got a rabbit from myself two weeks ago I wouldn’t need to buy one. Where’s my rabbit!?!

[Zionist Conspirator]

Have you seen this?

[DallasDeb]

Is this the same device as the super conductor/super collider that the government acquired land for in the late 1980s (displacing families who had been on their land for generations) in Waxahachie, Texas, south of Dallas? I believe the democratic congress decided it was too costly to fund, so they ceased construction and laid off lots of folks.

I think that if allowed to continue building it, research would have resulted in a solution to our carbon fuel replacement needs. Idiots.

[Larry Lucido]

I’m running a test right now involving instant coffee and a microwave oven.

/Steve Wright

[DallasDeb]

they can do strange things to the fabric of the universe, which is a blend of space and time that scientists called spacetime.

In the Old Testament, we are told that God stretches the heavens to induce passage of time.

[Tanniker Smith]

Why aren't they already here?
They forget to Save the Date?

[Tanniker Smith]

And, remember, if you’re Large Hadron lasts more than four hours, contact your doctor . . .