Standup Comedy is hard. I know that... 
from experience!
Posted on 02/03/2008 12:12:36 PM PST by traumer
7,818,159 foot-pounds. That’ll leave a mark.
Standup Comedy is hard. I know that... from experience!
But thanks very much anyway!!!!
To be banned by a Federal Judge within the week and sold by our next president to Iran so they will give up their nuclear program./Sarc?
Going on a “bender” meant getting wall-eyed drunk to an earlier generation....anyway, you have a wonderful sense of humor, we need more of that on FR.
Yep, I know that being born in 1947... 
and raised in the hard drinking, hard partying, AIDS free 50s, 60s & 70s but I still get such a kick out of last century's Generation whatever's Futurama's Bender, that I adopted his nom de plume as cover for all my shady, shady shenanigans from my rowdy, rowdy past.
Now, I just hope... 
no Federal Judges or CID fellas lurk on FR!
Unless you killed someone, you’ve probably outlived the statute of limitations. Now you get to look forward, at 61 years of age, to MEDICARE; which will be going broke about when you hit 65. Speaking from experience, now those hard years on your body and bad habits of the past will come back to haunt you. Start NOW on preventive medicine, and laugh a lot, that’s good for you too.
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