Woo hoo!! Our 1st quarter 2008 FReepathon is nearing completion!! Final Thread!!

Click here to donate via secure server ^ | January 26, 2008 | Jim Robinson

[Fiddlstix]

YES!

[do the dhue]

LOL

Now that is funny!

[gpapa]

A couple of bucks wouldn't hurt. That said, your joke is fine, this ain't no PC forum.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After their tent is all set up, they fell sound asleep. One hour later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo-Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially millions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo-Sabe, you dumb ass. Someone stole tent."

[do the dhue]

LOL

I wish could find a way to remember that one!

[Lady Jag]

[Jim Robinson]

Thank you, MinuteGal!! Great post!!

Woo hoo!!

And this just in:

$10 from Connecticut
$10 from Connecticut
$20 from North Carolina

Thank you Connecticut and North Carolina!!

[do the dhue]

Hey, is that, no. For a second I thought is was a woman I woke up with once (after a night out on the town).

[Fiddlstix]

   Q1 2008 Scoreboard -- ranked by total receipts   

Rank	Location	Receipts	Donors/Avg		Freepers/Avg		Monthlies
1	New York	$6,630.20	52	$127.50		$	$407.50	18
2	California	5,218.67	170	30.70			1,238.56	81
3	Texas	3,161.00	99	31.93			882.00	60
4	Florida	2,171.00	65	33.40			679.00	39
5	New Jersey	1,478.00	31	47.68			240.00	12
6	Maryland	1,400.00	29	48.28			215.00	14
7	Virginia	1,282.95	43	29.84			624.00	31
8	Connecticut	1,254.00	15	83.60			20.00	2
9	Pennsylvania	1,220.00	29	42.07			283.00	15
10	Ohio	1,175.00	34	34.56			510.00	12
11	Georgia	966.00	31	31.16			195.00	14
12	Washington	807.00	28	28.82			260.00	15
13	Tennessee	768.00	16	48.00			83.00	7
14	Missouri	745.00	31	24.03			180.00	15
15	Oklahoma	705.00	13	54.23			90.00	5
16	Illinois	682.00	24	28.42			237.00	14
17	Minnesota	645.00	22	29.32			60.00	8
18	Oregon	631.25	23	27.45			90.00	6
19	Montana	623.33	6	103.89			378.33	4
20	Massachusetts	613.00	21	29.19			285.00	15
21	Mississippi	610.00	9	67.78			95.00	5
22	Wisconsin	590.00	17	34.71			125.00	9
23	Colorado	561.00	15	37.40			165.00	12
24	Armed Forces - Europe	555.00	5	111.00			25.00	2
25	Indiana	552.50	16	34.53			60.00	3
26	Arizona	500.00	22	22.73			135.00	13
27	Switzerland	500.00	1	500.00
28	Michigan	445.00	16	27.81			60.00	6
29	Nevada	385.00	13	29.62			105.00	5
30	Alabama	378.00	15	25.20			258.00	14
31	North Carolina	355.00	17	20.88			90.00	9
32	Canada	350.00	4	87.50
33	Maine	295.00	5	59.00			70.00	3
34	Kansas	290.00	9	32.22			70.00	6
35	Louisiana	275.00	10	27.50			90.00	7
36	Idaho	236.00	8	29.50			105.00	6
37	Alaska	229.68	5	45.94			80.00	3
38	Wyoming	205.00	4	51.25			30.00	1
39	Utah	200.00	7	28.57			72.00	4
40	New Hampshire	200.00	5	40.00			10.00	1
41	Kuwait	200.00	1	200.00
42	Hawaii	185.00	6	30.83			50.00	4
43	Arkansas	180.00	5	36.00			25.00	2
44	South Dakota	170.00	3	56.67			50.00	2
45	North Dakota	160.00	4	40.00			10.00	1
46	South Carolina	155.00	6	25.83			85.00	7
47	Kentucky	124.00	7	17.71			10.00	2
48	New Mexico	120.00	6	20.00			15.00	1
49	Sweden	100.00	1	100.00
50	Rhode Island	95.00	3	31.67			45.00	2
51	Delaware	85.00	3	28.33
52	Iowa	80.00	4	20.00			20.00	1
53	Nebraska	67.50	4	16.88			42.50	2
54	West Virginia	55.00	4	13.75			25.00	2
55	Vermont	50.00	2	25.00			31.00	2
56	District of Columbia	40.00	2	20.00
57	Armed Forces - Pacific	35.00	2	17.50			10.00	1
58	France	30.00	1	30.00
59	Puerto Rico	25.00	1	25.00
60	United Kingdom	20.00	1	20.00
61	Germany	20.00	1	20.00
62	Japan	20.00	1	20.00			20.00	1
63	Congo	20.00	1	20.00
64	Slovakia	20.00	1	20.00
65	South Korea	10.00	1	10.00
66	European Union	10.00	1	10.00
67	Norway	10.00	1	10.00			10.00	1
Never Never Land		1,350.00	61	22.13			208.00	16
68 locations total		$43,325.08	1,119	$38.72		$0.00	$9,258.89	543

[Fiddlstix]

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[Fiddlstix]

Woo hoo!!

And this just in:

$10 from Connecticut
$10 from Connecticut
$20 from North Carolina

Thank you Connecticut and North Carolina!!



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[Fiddlstix]

Do I owe the FReepathon extra for the bad joke?

LOL! Well.....
Whatever it takes to get a few more bucks for good 'ol FR

[do the dhue]

you got it!

[Jim Robinson]

Thank you very much, do the dhue!!

Woo hoo!!

Just in:

$20 from Indiana
$20 from New Jersey
$20 from Washington

Thank you Indiana, New Jersey and Washington!!

[do the dhue]

woo hoo!!

and its my pleasure!

[Fiddlstix]

Woo hoo!!

Just in:

$20 from Indiana
$20 from New Jersey
$20 from Washington

Thank you Indiana, New Jersey and Washington!!




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[Fiddlstix]

Hey Jim!
Looky....
The FReepathon can make money by charging people for telling lame jokes.
LOL!

Well.....
If it worked once it'll probably work again....

[do the dhue]

and posting ugly pictures of Code Pinkos too!

Dang, that is gunna cost me, AGAIN!

[do the dhue]

paid

[Fiddlstix]

My Eyes! My Eyes!
How can you stand to even look at that much less post it?
People will probably offer money to have that post removed.

[Inyo-Mono]

The check is in the mail!