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Jingle-bang! Santa's chopper shot up over slum
Reuters ^ | 12/18/07 | Andrei Khalip

Posted on 12/18/2007 4:26:11 PM PST by Libloather

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I've heard of toys filled with lead, but this maybe a bit much. Children hardest hit?
1 posted on 12/18/2007 4:26:15 PM PST by Libloather
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molested, now shot at.


2 posted on 12/18/2007 4:27:19 PM PST by TornadoAlley3 ( An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping that it will eat him last..)
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I'll be back!
3 posted on 12/18/2007 4:29:11 PM PST by thefactor
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Santa got shot down by a drug gang
coming to my slum on christmas eve
you may say there’s no such thing as kevlar
as for me and santa we believe


4 posted on 12/18/2007 4:30:44 PM PST by cripplecreek (Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
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5 posted on 12/18/2007 4:30:56 PM PST by robomatik
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Hmm... looks like Santa will be revisin’ the naughty/nice list.


6 posted on 12/18/2007 4:31:20 PM PST by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Grandma got busted for molesting santa
she grabbed his jingle bells at the mall
you may say there no lust left in grandma
but as for me and santa we believe


7 posted on 12/18/2007 4:32:46 PM PST by cripplecreek (Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
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To: Libloather; EveningStar

8 posted on 12/18/2007 4:32:57 PM PST by Alouette (Vicious Babushka)
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"Mayday, Mayday, Santa's hit and is going down....."
9 posted on 12/18/2007 4:33:40 PM PST by Kozak (Anti Shahada: There is no god named Allah, and Muhammed is a false prophet)
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Hey that is pretty good....call Hallmark...:-)


10 posted on 12/18/2007 4:33:57 PM PST by Dog
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To: thefactor

“You’ve been a very good boy this year, Lee.”


11 posted on 12/18/2007 5:01:18 PM PST by magslinger (cranky right-winger)
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Should have called in an ArcLight mission. End the problem there anyway.

On second thought. A few small precision guided weapons, targeted on "those houses", would be better. Take care of the problem, while sparing the peaceable folk as much as possible..

12 posted on 12/18/2007 5:04:45 PM PST by El Gato ("The Second Amendment is the RESET button of the United States Constitution." -- Doug McKay)
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Brazen criminals.

They have got a BIG problem in Brazil — perhaps civilization teeters.

13 posted on 12/18/2007 5:16:36 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: cripplecreek

LOL


14 posted on 12/18/2007 5:18:20 PM PST by MD_Willington_1976
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Pretty sad when Santa needs a fighter escort.

But NORAD has a long association with Santa, and probably would be glad to provide it.

15 posted on 12/18/2007 5:19:06 PM PST by El Gato ("The Second Amendment is the RESET button of the United States Constitution." -- Doug McKay)
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He should have had Rudolph along for the flight.


16 posted on 12/18/2007 5:22:49 PM PST by Bob
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17 posted on 12/18/2007 5:36:41 PM PST by 1COUNTER-MORTER-68 (THROWING ANOTHER BULLET-RIDDLED TV IN THE PILE OUT BACK~~~~~)
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They have got a BIG problem in Brazil — perhaps civilization teeters.

Not just Brazil.

It has happened here as well.

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. -- Deputies had a suspect in custody Tuesday in the downing of a Bernalillo County sheriff's helicopter.

18 posted on 12/18/2007 5:53:13 PM PST by elkfersupper
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Red Sleigh down! We have a Red Sleigh down!


19 posted on 12/18/2007 5:56:45 PM PST by Abundy
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To: cripplecreek

Some other Yuletide faves:

- I Saw Bullets Missing Santa Claus

- Frosting the “Snowman”

- Santa Claus is Coming Right Down


20 posted on 12/18/2007 5:59:32 PM PST by mikrofon (Merry Christmas!)
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