[DogByte6RER]

Great job eco-freaks! I suppose the oil covered penguins can take some solace if some of the Al Gore DVDs was ashore.

As usual with all liberals, all that matters is that they have "good intentions."

[Sicon]

Everything was environmentally oriented. The ship avoided dumping human waste

Until it started sinking, at which point all the "human waste" was loaded into the lifeboats, where it waited to be picked up by another cruise ship.

I'll refrain from even commenting on the remarkable stupidity of the newlyweds, or question how it is that they can afford so much time off, travel, etc.