GOOD LIL'Piggy !!...;0) 
Posted on 10/11/2007 1:31:55 AM PDT by Westlander
Where is her AK-47 ???
That would be the Clinton Swollen-Lip Barbie.
GOOD LIL'Piggy !!...;0)
Farmer Brown has a problem. His cows like to type. All day long he hears
Click, clack, moo. Click, clack, moo. Clickety, clack, moo.
At first he couldn't believe his ears. Cows that type? Impossible! Click, clack, moo. Click, clack, moo. Clickety, clack, moo.
Then, he couldn't believe his eyes.
It was bad enough the cows had found the old typewriter in the barn, now they wanted electric blankets! "No way! No electric blankets," said Farmer Brown. So the cows went on strike. They left a note on the barn door.
Cows: Dear Farmer Brown,
The barn is very cold at night.
We'd like some electric blankets.
Sincerely,
The Cows
Farmer Brown: "No milk today!" cried Farmer Brown. In the background, he heard the cows busy at work.
Cows: Sorry. We're closed. No milk today.
Click, clack, moo. Click, clack, moo. Clickety, clack, moo.
The next day, he got another note:
The cows were growing impatient with the farmer. They left a new note on the barn door.
Cows: Dear Farmer Brown,
The hens are cold too.
They'd like electric blankets.
Sincerely,
The Cows
Farmer Brown: "No eggs!" cried Farmer Brown.
Closed. No milk. No eggs.
~~~WELCOME TO FARMER BROWN’S BBQ~~~;0)
Oh, now THAT is hilarious!!!
lol...I like the BBQ graphic! Hope those are PORK and not beef hotdogs (lolol)
Hey, did you ever get your secret ping? :)
Lookin’...;0)
Take her clothes off.
So the muslim Ken doll will be her cousin and they’ll have an arranged marriage?
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