Ex-Astronaut Wants Ankle Bracelet Off

AP ^ | August 24, 2007 | Travis Reed

[Palladin]

What nerve! The perp wants her ankle bracelet off. She's acting like Little Mary Sunshine. What a psychopath!!

[OSHA]

Does it interfere with her diaper changes?

[evets]

[Palladin]

Hah! Only if she pees on the batteries.

[Alright_on_the_LeftCoast]

Might I suggest handcuffs and a jail cell instead??? I just saw her on FOX news..poor little thing...that ankle bracelet prevents her pants from fitting properly. The cuff won’t cover them...oh, poor little thing....put a bracelet around her neck.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Sure thing, turbo-skank. Shoulda thought about that before putting on a diaper and driving 900 miles to attack your ex’s new girlfriend. Navy captain my cracked a**, Nowack’s next job should be 7-Eleven clerk.

What a way to go down in history: the first ex-astronaut who can’t get a speaking engagement at any school that she’s ever attended. Skid row would turn her down.

[Triggerhippie]

Too bad for her. If she didn’t like the ankle bracelet, she can always opt for jail.

Bad things happen when you do illegal sh!t...

[Palladin]

She has bigger balls than Hillary, asking to get the bracelet off. And her doofus lawyer...he looked like an idiot challenging the police officer in his attempt to get evidence suppressed.

Even if he were to succeed, the prosecution has a live, very believable witness...the victim! And a truckload of insane threatening emails from poor little Lisa.

I watched the hearing on Court TV. That prosecutor is one sharp cookie.

Lisa...ya want my advice? Cop a plea...ASAP!

[mrsmel]

From astronauts as national heroes, to...this.

[theFIRMbss]

>Shoulda thought about that before putting on a diaper and driving 900 miles to attack your ex’s new girlfriend. Navy captain my cracked a**, Nowack’s next job should be 7-Eleven clerk. What a way to go down in history: the first ex-astronaut who can’t get a speaking engagement at any school that she’s ever attended

Yeah, but, you just know
she'll sell her life story for
millions of dollars

and Lindsay Lohan
will play her in the movie
and everybody

will live happily
ever after in some town
in California!

[Palladin]

Sad, isn’t it?

[Dante3]

Such a weird case.

[Jaysun]

This is one crazy b*tch. She’s not just pretending.

[mrsmel]

Yep, and quite indicative. They couldn’t leave well enough alone, had to bring the “diversity” baloney even into such an important area as space exploration.

[colorado tanker]

I've developed a feeling about this case that much more may be involved than we presently know, i.e. she may not be a complete nut and there may have been some odd things going on in the other legs of the triangle. Dunno. Will have to wait and see.

She is under such scrutiny now that I can't believe she'd really be a danger to this lady, though.

[petitfour]

"When I'm home alone and there's nobody there with me, it is a comfort," Shipman testified.

[alloysteel]

She is starting to develop a terrible rash on her ankle....

[cynwoody]

Thoughts on Casting

[Palladin]

Well, with the recent news about many of the astronauts boarding while under the influence, I’m sure there is more to this...like, Orgies in Space???

[Palladin]

Heh...I like Heidi Fleiss as Lisa, but there’s a new star who could portray her even better...that little minister’s wife who shot her husband in the back and is already on probation...she’s some actress!