Illegal entrant struck by lightning (Lost illegals called 911 !!!)

ARIZONA DAILY STAR ^ | 08.14.2007 | ARIZONA DAILY STAR

[Mn_PatriotGuard]

Too bad it couldnt have happened before the parasite crossed the border and mexico would have picked up the tab for this POS.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Sounds more like the United Nations.........

[rbosque]

...so we billed the Mexican government who gladly and quickly paid us. INS returned the illegals to Mexico who swore they would never do this again. They smiled and waved to the departing INS plane. And everyone lived happily ever after. The end.

[Vinnie]

What about all the U.S. citizens and legal immigrants who have ever been struck by lightning? What did they get?

An urn?

[Old Professer]

So the illegals now have cell phones?

Probably old ones with no service contracts but with the required 911 function still working.

What’s next, GPS?

[RichInOC]

Word to the wise: It’s a really bad idea to try to make a border crossing across the Sonoran Desert in summer storm season.

Either that or there was something about this guy that God just didn’t like.

[TMSuchman]

aclu =antichrist legal unit

[VOA]

He may be an illegal alien, but he’s still a human being.

Yes.
And should get the same treatment given to "guest workers" in
Canada that are seriously injured (car wreck, etc) before the
scheduled time for their return to their home country.

Under the Canadian system, he gets medical treatment to ameliorate/heal
the injuries.

Then back onto a plane and staight back home.

[doc30]

I can just feel the Christian love in your post.