Posted on 07/11/2007 7:43:10 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
She, or more appropriately, it, seemed to have some kind of crush on me. Whenever I had a female visitor, this thing would get all jealous and call the landlord and just make stuff up, trying to get me in trouble.
Even called the cops on me once. Said I pulled a gun on her (it). Cop got there after it called back and said never mind. I told the cop to charge it with false reporting.
Soon thereafter, it got kicked out. It left a note on my door apologizing for all the crap it put me through. I immediately took that note to the landlord, said, 'See, I told you.'
I now live in a much better place. My landlord got out of the Marines the year before I was born; When I went to see the place, he saw the stickers on my car, and we got off to a good start, he even gave me a break on my rent.
But that other place, what a nightmare...
/rant
If they had to work to support themselves, they wouldn't have friends that pissed on their furniture.
The infant’s siblings, ages 6, 4 and 1, were turned over to relatives last year by DSS and their mother’s case closed by the agency after Davis pleaded guilty to reckless endangerment of a child, was sentenced to six months and ordered to attend a program on mothering.According to a DSS service plan that was in effect from June 13 to Dec. 13, 2006, on March 24, 2006, Davis abandoned another daughter, then 6 months old, on the porch of the child’s father, Tyrone Jackson, “unannounced and unsupervised.”
DSS spokeswoman Denise Monteiro said the agency only learned yesterday Davis had given birth again.
"It's not KI-ANNA, dumb@$$, it's KEE-ONNA! Don't you know how to read??"
No, wait. It's EE-ONNA. The K is silent, as in "know", and the Y is prounced EE, as in "quickly".
I'd pronounce the baby's name INAYZA, but I'm afraid if I did, the mom would have her homeless boyfriends beat the stuffing out of me. The mom's a little testy. You see, her mom gave her a name that sounds like a popular DuPont knit fabric from the seventies. Her life went downhill from there.
I would guess, “In Asia.”
You cretin, the baby is obviously named after the small French island next to Ibiza, where the mom visited on her European tour after her graduation from the university. She had fond, fond memeories of the intimate cafes, small winding streets and of course the smoky, piercing eyes of Claudio, the local fishmonger who stole her heart.
Either that or she's named after Nasonex, the stuff you squirt up your nose to open up your sinuses.
” . . . he’d spent the night getting drunk and urinating on her furniture.”
He was just marking his territory. I learned that on the Discovery channel.
He carries his own razor.
LOL
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