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| July 1, 2007
| Jim Robinson
Posted on 07/01/2007 1:28:32 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
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To: don-o
Stay put and don't worry, I called the fire department and they're sending someone over to hose you down.
841
posted on
07/05/2007 3:26:40 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
To: bd476
She did try swiming in it and you’re right, it doeosn’t work unless you’re doing the back stroke, and even then you have to hold them. The chickens float.
842
posted on
07/05/2007 3:28:50 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
To: Lady Jag
843
posted on
07/05/2007 3:34:17 PM PDT
by
jedward
(Mission '08 - Take back the House & Senate. No Negotiations...No Prisoners.)
To: bd476
You could FREEZE out there!
844
posted on
07/05/2007 3:34:23 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
To: Lady Jag
Stand by. I’m sure the FD has a lot more important things to do. I can manage.
845
posted on
07/05/2007 3:35:45 PM PDT
by
don-o
(End Freepathons forever. Do the RIGHT thing. Become a monthly donor)
To: Lady Jag
Ducks float!
BEDEVERE:
Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1:
No. No.
VILLAGER #2:
No, it floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1:
Throw her into the pond!
CROWD:
The pond! Throw her into the pond!
BEDEVERE:
What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1:
Bread!
VILLAGER #2:
Apples!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1:
Cider!
VILLAGER #2:
Uh, gra-- gravy!
VILLAGER #1:
Cherries!
VILLAGER #2:
Mud!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, churches! Churches!
VILLAGER #2:
Lead! Lead!
ARTHUR:
A duck!
CROWD:
Oooh.
BEDEVERE:
Exactly. So, logically...
VILLAGER #1:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE:
And therefore?
VILLAGER #2:
A witch!
VILLAGER #1:
A witch!
CROWD:
A witch! A witch!...
VILLAGER #4:
Here is a duck. Use this duck.
[quack quack quack]
BEDEVERE:
Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
846
posted on
07/05/2007 3:48:35 PM PDT
by
bd476
To: Lady Jag
Cool thinking and nice photo! :-)
847
posted on
07/05/2007 3:50:23 PM PDT
by
bd476
To: Jim Robinson
Just gave ya a little something...can’t afford much. Keep up the good work!
848
posted on
07/05/2007 3:55:33 PM PDT
by
Invayne
(Islam is a religion of peace---and they'll kill you to prove it.)
To: bd476
849
posted on
07/05/2007 4:07:55 PM PDT
by
jedward
(Mission '08 - Take back the House & Senate. No Negotiations...No Prisoners.)
To: Invayne
Thank you, Invayne!!
$100 from New York
$10 from Never Never Land
$10 from Never Never Land
$10 from New Zealand
$6 from California
Thank you all very much!!
850
posted on
07/05/2007 4:11:07 PM PDT
by
Jim Robinson
(Our God-given unalienable rights are not open to debate, negotiation or compromise!)
To: bd476
Will you direct me to the state totals. I need to see which state needs bailing out...
851
posted on
07/05/2007 4:22:09 PM PDT
by
tubebender
(Large reward for person offering leads to my missing tag lines...)
To: don-o
Don't try to be a hero.
852
posted on
07/05/2007 4:22:40 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
To: tubebender
While you’re bailing, my electronics budget is a bit thin and I need a couple new puters. I’ll Freepmail my account transfer info.
853
posted on
07/05/2007 4:28:43 PM PDT
by
don-o
(End Freepathons forever. Do the RIGHT thing. Become a monthly donor)
To: bd476
I'll 'ave a fish license, please . . .
854
posted on
07/05/2007 4:31:50 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
To: don-o
I can send you a couple of Apple Mac Book Pros but I’ll need a copy of your PHD in Computer Science to verify your qualifications.
and why aren’t you watching happy hour on Speed TV...
855
posted on
07/05/2007 4:35:47 PM PDT
by
tubebender
(Large reward for person offering leads to my missing tag lines...)
To: tubebender
856
posted on
07/05/2007 4:36:13 PM PDT
by
Vision
("Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him." Jeremiah 17:7)
To: tubebender
No cable TeeVee.
I will fw my credentials as soon as I can forge find them.
857
posted on
07/05/2007 4:39:41 PM PDT
by
don-o
(End Freepathons forever. Do the RIGHT thing. Become a monthly donor)
To: Vision
Thank you Vision. It looks like California needs help...
858
posted on
07/05/2007 4:51:09 PM PDT
by
tubebender
(Large reward for person offering leads to my missing tag lines...)
To: tubebender
859
posted on
07/05/2007 4:56:43 PM PDT
by
truthkeeper
(It's the borders, stupid./LOUD and PROUD!)
To: Lady Jag
860
posted on
07/05/2007 4:57:37 PM PDT
by
gpapa
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