Posted on 06/10/2007 5:04:02 PM PDT by isthisnickcool
Its all very simple.
The Moon represents Satan because the Moon has a 28 day cycle as does the menstrual cycle of women. All women are evil because of Eve and the fact they irritate men by expecting them to be responsible like providing for their children and occasionally cutting the grass and taking out the garbage. Because women are subservient in the Muslim world, the Moon therefore represents your subjugation to Muslim rule.
The stars represent the possibility of life on other planets. This is of course all wrong and evil because Darwin had it all wrong and Galileo too, because we all know that the Earth was created in 7 days and is the center of the Universe and the Sun and everything else revolves around us because we say so. And the stars also represent the Jews because we all know Jews control Hollywood and Hollywood movie and TV stars and they control all advertising and make the best lawyers and therefore all Jews are evil.
The evil stars that circle the evil Moon are evil because ..well they are just evil because of what I just said and even though pictures of the Moon and Stars are prevalent in all cultures and predate Islam and on any given night, any of us can look up and see the Moon and stars, they all must be evil because the Flag of the Ottoman Empire is represented by a Crescent Moon and Star even though it bares no resemblance to the McDonalds logo. And need I remind anyone that Jews and Arabs are both from the Middle East?
Like Muslims, Jews also like the Moon and write songs about the Moon like Hoagy Carmichael who wrote the song The Nearness of You (a song about the Pale Moon) and also the song Stardust.
All people from South Carolina are evil too because of their State symbol. Oh yes they pretend to be Conservative, Bible thumping Christians, but their love for the Moon and Stars and palm trees, betray them for what they are. They like fried chicken and pork rinds and potato salad down there. They have exported these foods all around the country wanting us to clog our arteries too.
That would mean we would have to see a doctor in a hospital where some Muslims and Jews might work trying to save our lives so they can ultimately rule us by making us wear burkas and watch bad TV shows.
McDonalds food will clog your arties too. And Proctor and Gamble have a similar symbol and are trying to corrupt us by providing good cleaning products at an affordable price while making a profit for their investors, some of whom may be Jews, Muslims or people who live in South Carolina.
And the rock group KISS stands for Kids In Satans Service and Gene Simmons is a Jew and likes Cheeseburgers but doesnt eat pork rinds.
You also have to consider who really needs a hamburger and fries after midnight anyway. Marijuana users thats who. And Marijuana comes from Mexico just like illegal aliens.
See the connection? Like I said, its all very simple.
Bravo! Bravo! Author! Author!
Well we know those at Gitmo get McFish value meals if they are good and provide informtion...so this makes sense.
They’re already appeasing the Islamic overlords.
I bet McDonald's even paid for Gene Simmon's face lift!
Little known fact: Hoagy Carmichael would perform under different stage names. In NY he performed under the name Subby Carmichael. And in Philadelphia, he took the stage under the name Grinder Carmichael.
There goes the sausage biscuit.
How cute I didn’t know Looter guy would have Mac attack
She’s Ginger!
Yah know... I let pass a good lot of BS that I see posted on FR every day. But this is just stupid.
And get me straight: I do think there is a silent war for the heart of America against Islam writ large, and I'll be first in line when the shooting starts. I think there ARE cases where Muslims are pushing the limit of what they can get away with.
But this is just stupid. Depicting "night time" by using images of the stars and moon is NORMAL. Not EVERY image of the moon is MUSLIM. The "moon" belongs to the "Earth" and as such it finds itself in earthling imagery going back CENTURIES before that sadsack Muhammed saw fit to pollute the earth.
Get a grip.
It's gotta be a joke, right?
I mean, nobody is really that stupid.
Six times in the last six weeks, I've checked my outdoor thermometer, and it happened to read 66.6°.
Yeah, using a moon and stars to symbolize "night" is pretty weird. I don't think anyone's ever done that before.
Wait! DON'T LOOK UP! The Muslims have taken over THE SKY! There's a crescent moon and stars all over the place!
Police round up the perpetrator of a foiled hummuscide attack. The pita toast points and celery were unharmed.
LOL
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The moon god shrine in the Kaaba at Mecca. Mooselimbs are supposed to kiss it when the do the haj.
You are a genius and my hero for today.
Thank you.
B
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