Posted on 05/15/2007 4:57:45 AM PDT by GMMAC
Ha ha, I have reproduced nine times and now my replicants are spreading all over the planet, including five (COUNT ‘EM!) Alouettelettes in Canada!
Assmonkeys rule!
one of my little assmonkeys is very loud, impulsive, and difficult to take to restaurants. We don’t get out much because he is unpredictable.
Having said that...I’m going to bet he is much more likeable than these “childfree” types.
Afterall...they were assmonkeys once too.
whoops!
I thought I was posing #122 in response to you, but responded to myself instead.
Brain cramp.
I’d like to thank Gaby Kaplan for adding to my vocabulary...and for excusing her- (him?) -self with theatrical flair from the pool of potential parents.
Then Id like for these air-wasters to ask the government to relieve them of the ability to draw Social Security, as their dependency on the government later in life will depend on my child’s employment...they dont want children, but they dont mind using MY child as a slave to their failure to prepare for their old age. Id really appreciate it if they wouldnt suck off the teat of my child’s career.
Zot.
Then I would advise you that you use that voting right to vote into law any claim you think you will have to Social Security and any other tax-based assistance in the present and in your old age, because that tax-based assistance will depend on what my child generates in their employment in the future years. Considering that MY generation already pays out half of our earnings to take care of any and all who look to the government to bail them out, I should think youd have a problem benefiting from the labor of those 'assmonkeys' who were raised to be the government's slaves.
That is, IF you are true to what you say about not wanting anything to do with children. My child's enslavement is in your hands. Vote wisely.
Actually, this is perfect. Liberals shouldn’t reproduce. They’re suicidal anyway, what with the abortion and euthanasia anyway.
Let conservatives hold our end up.
“Then Id like for these air-wasters to ask the government to relieve them of the ability to draw Social Security, as their dependency on the government later in life will depend on my childs employment...they dont want children, but they dont mind using MY child as a slave to their failure to prepare for their old age. Id really appreciate it if they wouldnt suck off the teat of my childs career.”
Here here!!!
Our little breeders will have little assmonkeys to worry about someday - why should they have to drag the wrinkled fannies of those bitter folks through the tail end of their lonely life?
Some famous childfree “psychos:
Mother Theresa
Jesus Christ
Lawrence of Arabia
William Lyon MacKenzie King, Canadian Prime Minister
Joan of Arc
Florence Nightingale
Susan B. Anthony, nineteenth-century suffragist
Lorena Hickok, AP political reporter
Harriet Tubman, underground Railroad
Dr. Elizabeth Blackwell, first female physician in the US
Carrie Chapman Catt, US suffrage leader
M. Carey Thomas, President of Bryn Mawr College
Ella Fitzgerald, jazz vocalist
Emily Dickinson, poet
Jeanette Rankin, first female US Representative
Margaret Bourke-White, photographer
Julia Child, French cook
Ayn Rand, philosopher/author
Rear Adm. Grace Murray Hopper, computer pioneer
Just to name a few.
To set the record straight. There is no such thing as a Childfree “Movement.” It’s all about choice. The only thing the Childfree encourage is that people thoughtfully make the decision as to whether or not to have chidren rather than just breeding without a thought of the consequences of raising them.
This may prevent those who would take out their anger on an innocent child who was concieved without thought or understanding of what it means to raise a child. People often give more thought to buying a new car than to having children.
In his original post Mr Kay stated that there were only two types of people in the restaurant; parents and daters who were presumably not parents.
He was wrong. Feedback from parents on that thread attest to that. Many parents posted opposite opinions but he never got the point. He still doesn’t.
It is not people with kids vs the childfree. It’s about manners, common sense and being happy with your lot in life.
Mr Kay and a few other responders on this board obviously do not fall into this category.
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