The Five-Second Rule Explored, or How Dirty Is That Bologna?

NY Times ^ | May 9, 2007 | HAROLD McGEE

[tet68]

Also considering that bologna contains, “Everything but the squeal.” perhaps one would be better off disinfecting the floor afterwards.

[gcruse]

Once we blew weed smoke into a paper bag, then put the bag over the cat’s head. He struggled around, got his head out, and ran out the front door. A few minutes later, the cat came back and tried to stick his head into the bag.

[tet68]

Perhaps because of it’s bulk packagings resemblance to a certain part of equine anatomy, in the Marine Corp. it is referred to as “Horse C**K. so if a Marine ever offers you a “Horse C**k sandwich” don’t be alarmed it’s just balogna.

[Calvin Locke]

Hmmm, a “dysentery” or starve, ....

[Enterprise]

"We’re pretty sick individuals..."

Thankfully, my kids turned out normal.

[ThomasThomas]

It really depends on how long isn’t been since you washed the floor. You need a little dose of germs to keep you healthy according to my rules. Small amounts of exposers to germs keep up your resistance.

As for the girlfriend how often dose she choose the dog first over you. Could she be trying to tell you something?

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