Posted on 05/02/2007 11:18:18 PM PDT by BGHater
“Now, in the most detailed analysis yet of duck and goose vaginas”
Why is it I’m CERTAIN these are tax dollars at their worst...???
You know, I’ve been losing sleep for many years worrying about this very problem. Ever since I saw how much MONEY Screwed McDuck had......!!!
WHY did it take SO long...???
Perhaps it was all the feather bedding going on in Universities previously. It makes one wonder how all those Profs REALLY achieved tenure.
I’m figuring now that Hewey, Dewey, and Louie were OBVIOIUS mutants caused by inbreeding.
..who knows....NEXT someone will develop padded migratory bird bras.....!!!
sheesh.
Who on earth sits around and thinks up these studies?
I suppose someone who has completely run out of funding proposal ideas.
But they cynically know that anything that makes the male of any species look as evil as possible will probably be given funding.
And sure enough, someone is getting paid for peeking at Daisy Duck's rape-proof egghatch.
This story was too outlandish for the Onion.
Some female ducks and geese have apparently developed anatomical “C”-blockers.
(Whereas human females still have to bring their homely friend to the bar in order to accomplish this.)
I have a view of an pond that has ducks and geese - too many honestly - from my office. I tell you, in the spring it is like the an X rated version of the Wild Kingdom out there. Squawking, feathers flying, males fighting each other. I am sure I could make a fortune selling the videos on some perverted site out there.
Judging from all the fuzzy little ones walking around now, I’d say the drakes and ganders scored a decisive victory in the battle.
We have a winner!
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