Olbermann Knows How to Do News Best...

SFGate.com ^ | 4/20/2007 | Tim Goodman

[Cyropaedia]

Can you believe this mash note by the SF Chronilcle's TV critic Tim Goodman....? Well, maybe you can...considering the source...

[Always Right]

You would have to be braindead to seriously consider what dufuss does to be news.

[diverteach]

You forgot the mega projectile vomit alert.

[diverteach]

[digger48]

The Moonbats are taking over!

[new yorker 77]

Olbermann is a failed at ESPN.

He only became popular at MSNBC when he began broadcasting how much he hoped for more dead American troops.

It’ also not that hard to jump in the ratings when you start at ZERO.

[infidel29]

What's the deal with left-coast writers today?

First an LA Times sports writer comes out as transsexual then a SF Gate writer declares his undying love for Olbermoron.

[Argus]

Maybe he could take over the Rosie O’Donuts Chair In Spewing Lying Anti-American Bile on THE VIEW. He’s sure got the qualifications.

[padre35]

Who is Olberman? I’ve never heard of him.

[Moose4]

Two words: Man crush.

}:-)4

[Baladas]

Ya, he’s the moonbat du jour now. Thing is, O’Reilly STILL pwns him on a daily basis, and always will.

[JimRed]

The Olber-moron has increased his audience by 76% (from 50 viewers to 88)!

[A Balrog of Morgoth]

....his show is up about 76 percent in the first quarter of this year as compared with last.

More people will read this post than watch that dope.

[Nervous Tick]

>> the multitalented Olbermann can be used in ways previously unseen with other anchors

What the he11 is he talking about? A SF porn video with Olbermann, Rather, Matthews... ?

[stinkerpot65]

1st quarter 07 ratings

CNN Paula Zahn	562
FXNC O'Reilly	2391
MSNBC Olbermann	713
CNBC Fast Money	168
HLN Nancy Grace	648

He barely beats Nancy Grace.

[operation clinton cleanup]

It was important for NBC News President Steve Capus to lock Olbermann into a sweet deal not only because Olbermann has a history of getting up and walking out the door

He also has a history of hitting his head whilst running for the door!

Trivia: Doesn't drive because of a loss of depth perception caused by a head injury. In 1980, he hit his head on the top of a subway door while running into the waiting car.

[Popman]

Olbermann's mix of smarts and snark would soon make "Countdown" one of the few absolutely essential news shows on television.

Mr. Goodman must be on some serious illegal drugs to write this with a straight face.

Granted. I understand people with BDS suffer illusions of grandeur of self importance, but Olbermann is watched by what 1 % of the population every night?

Even if he doubled his rating number every year, it would take 5 years to catch BOR

[Screamname]

One night when 48 year old single guy who still lives with his mommy sportscaster whose had his arse kissed for far too long because he lucked out on a voice Olbermann is sleeping under his sheets clutching his teddy after his Mummy tucks him in, may he be visted by Goiter Cop in the dark.

[period end of story]

"...it doesn't take a genius to figure out that the multitalented Olbermann...."

Now that's funny.

[veronica]

BUT he’s a lousy lay, according to one of his victims.