Gore Campaign Team Assembles in Secret

Sunday Telegraph ^ | 4-22-07 | Tim Shipman

[no dems]

Oh how I wish he would. That would be the most fun Dem Primary contest to watch since the 19th Century.

[finnman69]

"I wouldn't be surprised if he lost 15lb or so," said Mr Carville. "And I think if people thought he could get us out of the mess we're in with Iraq, they wouldn't care how fat he is."

15lbs would make zero difference on Gore's girth

[TexasCajun]

Secret huh?

[TheBethsterNH]

Shhh don’t tell anyone!! What a way to run for office eh? LOL

[spikeytx86]

No but it might relieve his effect on earths gravity.

[TheBethsterNH]

Invisible ink on the ballots works for me;)

[unkus]

I hope Gore runs. I think I’ll find out how to encourage him. He hates Hitlery and wouldn’t pull any punches in the Primaries. It would be a hoot. He would need a very large Secret Service detatchment though.

[unkus]

I hope Gore runs. I think I’ll find out how to encourage him. He hates Hitlery and wouldn’t pull any punches in the Primaries. It would be a hoot. He would need a very large Secret Service detatchment though.

[Cementjungle]

You mean all the global-warming junk was for something other than saving the planet? I’m shocked!

[Eric in the Ozarks]

I estimate he’s sporting a 52 or 54 Long suit coat.15 pounds would slim his neck wattles and that’s about it.

[ibheath]

This is the Fred Thompson approach to running for office. Send up trial balloons and see if it generates any excitement.

It worked for Fred. I hope Gore runs, just to watch the Dem primary debates.

[sittnick]

The scary thing is that he is probably slightly less offensive than Mr. & Mrs. Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Jonathan Livingston Edwards and John “ware kin I git me a license” Kerry.

[Old Sarge]

I can’t help but wonder, in all of the books and stories leaking out from the Reign of Terror (1993-2001), was there anything specific on Algore’s opinions regarding She Who Must Not Be named?

[SaveTheChief]

This can’t be that big of a secret if they know about it in the UK.

[toddlintown]

“”I wouldn’t be surprised if he lost 15lb or so,” said Mr Carville.”

15 pounds? Times what?

[trumandogz]

If Gore Enters he takes votes from Obama and Clinton thus helping Edwards.

It just may come down to a Gore Edwards race with Richardson gaining on the inside.

[longtermmemmory]

Translation: The operatives who are still unemployed are looking for work.

If Algore gets into the race, it means Hillary Clinton is finished. It also means the only excuse Guiliani claims is also finished.

[Normal4me]

I hope he announces. I will support him by sending all of my used motor oil, paints, thinners, asbestos, mercury, etc., as my contribution to help him clean up the planet. He can’t have my lead though, I will be needing it for the ensuing civil war. ;-)

[unkus]

I don’t know but that’s a good question. I do know Algore hates the witch.

[massgopguy]

It’s okay. He’s buying Obesity Credits from women with Anorexia. I can’t wait to see what the Democrat National Convention looks like with the Global Warming whackos taking over the party. It’s going to look like a geriatric performance of Hair, complete with Nude Scene at the end.