Watada switches lawyers for court martial

NewsTribune.com ^ | April 5, 2007 | AP

[RedRover]

Automated response # 72508A

We're sorry. But your credit number is invalid. Apparently, there is no Bank of Commie Haters as your online form indicates.

Your business is important to us!

Please resubmit your request and our dedicated team of professionals will get right on it.

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[jazusamo]

Hey Smooth, it loooks like there’s some kind of problem with Justa’s credit card.

Red has an upscale operation and I can’t blame him for being careful how he does business.

Maybe we should take up a collection for her, she definitely deserves a VRWC card, whatta ya think?

[smoothsailing]

Hey Smooth, it loooks like there’s some kind of problem with Justa’s credit card. Red has an upscale operation and I can’t blame him for being careful how he does business. Maybe we should take up a collection for her, she definitely deserves a VRWC card, whatta ya think?

Maybe Justa should use her Master Murtha Blaster Card!!! I bet that would sail right through! :)

[RedRover]

At Red's, a satisfied customer is our best advertisement!

We appreciate your patience!

[smoothsailing]

At Red's, a satisfied customer is our best advertisement! We appreciate your patience!

Hmmm....

[RedRover]

See? Green paint covers cigarette burns in the pool table just fine! And we’ve divvied up the drawer space in the bureau real good. The bigger part’s mine!

[jazusamo]

Hey Red, I don’t see a transparent green visor hat around.

Also, what is that red strip on the desk drawer, an IRS seal?

[smoothsailing]

Another satified customer praises Red's....

[RedRover]

Yeah, us small business men got our problems. My last CFO ran off with the doughnut fund and the visor. Then the government men came sniffing around asking about receipts. I tell you, jaz, my life isn’t as glamourous as it’s cracked up to be!

[RedRover]

Well, there’s always one malcontent. And it’s just not true that we put our last office karaoke night on his credit card. The things people come up with....

[jazusamo]

Yeah, I sympathize with ya, Red. Don’t know what this world is commin to, can’t even find good help nowadays. Wye, if you find someone smart enough to handle the job, they’re smart enough to rip ya off, just look at Enron.

And the GMen now, they’re just not the same since Ness retired. You might not know this but they don’t even carry Tommyguns anymore. All they do is make life difficult for the businessman like you. We’re goin to hell in a handbasket I tell ya.

[smoothsailing]

[jazusamo]

ROTFL!!

BOOGER RED'S SALOON?

That Dalmation dog of Booger Red's either has only three legs or he's putting out a fire on the dancehall gals dress.

[smoothsailing]

UPDATE ALERT!!!

In the photo below, our operatives have revealed that the photo shows concerned customers confronting Red at his place of business. The photo was taken by a hidden camera mounted in a moosehead on the wall and shows Red(sitting on the mechanical bull and doffing his hat).Justa is seen standing next to Red, and the head of the accounting department is shown in the forefront of this picture.

Inquiries by our operatives have produced a response from Red as follows:"I will neither confirm nor deny that I am in this photo,or that this is my place of business. The photo appears to be photoshopped by clever Freepers to elicit sympathy for Justa, whoever that is. All I will say is the head of my accounting department is working like a dog to rectify credit card issues of some of our customers".

[RedRover]

ROTFL!!!

I do, however, deny everything.

[RedRover]

We're sorry for the delay.

Due to unexpectedly high order volume, we've had to outsource the production of some of our cards to Sri Lanka.

Rest assured that your order was handled with the same care and attention to detail that it would have received were it done right here in our home office!

We hope you enjoy your new VRWC card and thank you for shopping at Red's!

[jazusamo]

ALL RIGHT RED!!!That should make Justa almost happy. :-)

I believe they need a little tighter quality control over in Sri Lanks though.

[smoothsailing]

Red, you gots some splainin to do!!!

[RedRover]

LOL! Where is that Nobody of ours anyway? See you tomorrow, guys!

[jazusamo]

This is Walter Reed FReep night, Red.

G’Night