81-Year-Old Woman Convicted of Hitting Police Officer With Cane

WIBC on line ^ | 4/4/07 | AP

[Brad’s Gramma]

There’s nothing wrong with typing with a western drawl.

Think Logan.

I’ll be right back. stephenjohnyourscreenname’stoolong, keep an eye on chena, will ya?

[stephenjohnbanker]

Chena is covered!

[Chena]

I never get men at my window. But I had a moose check me out once. LOL

[stephenjohnbanker]

Aw, shuckins, ma’am.....it warent nuthin.....

[LongElegantLegs]

Woo-hoo! Next up, the works of Thoreau!

[Chena]

You’re older than I am! Not by much, but ya are. I like to tell people that I’m 63 just so I can hear them say, “but you don’t look a day over 50-somethin’”.

[stephenjohnbanker]

“I never get men at my window. But I had a moose check me out once”

Those darn moose....musta been one of them thar Tillamook moose!

[Chena]

Ok, I gotta know. What’s with the Windex?! Are you throwing it at men? Never heard of that come-on before.

[Chena]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[stephenjohnbanker]

“Woo-hoo! Next up, the works of Thoreau!”

Next up..........” Walden Pond.....The Final Conflict”

[Chena]

I have a whole bunch of cast iron pans hanging around my kitchen island. Just not sure which size to use. Do I want him to sleep all week, or just til morning...hmmm

[ReignOfError]

The little old lady apparently gave a cop a concussion. Her caretaker dislocated another cop’s shoulder. It may seem odd, or unlikely, but facts is facts.

You can’t just take a pass on that. I vote for a suspended sentence, time served, and probation. Then send her home, and don’t step foot on her porch without saying “excuse me, ma’am” first.

[Chena]

I am? Is that why it’s so dark in here?

[Chena]

I do declare, you’re quite the gentlemen. Do you like purple hair? ;)

[Chena]

Nope, a real, live Alaskan moose. I call her Big Bertha. She’s HUGE.

[stephenjohnbanker]

“I have a whole bunch of cast iron pans hanging around my kitchen island. Just not sure which size to use. Do I want him to sleep all week, or just til morning...hmmm”

I’ll take “shlong him in the forehead with a 16 inch skillet for 400, Alex”

[Chena]

LOL!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Hugh Series, author of Wally and the Beeber. Fine author!

[Chena]

Works of Thoreau? Yikes, you’re making my BRAIN bleed. Payback’s a ‘itch. ;) teehee

[Chena]

I’m stuned speechless.