RUDY JUDI'S BOMBSHELL; REVEALS THAT HE'S HER THIRD HUSBAND (Giuliani gag-a-thon)

NY POST ^ | March 23, 2007 | ANDREA PEYSER, MAGGIE HABERMAN with Dareh Gregorian and Clemente Lisi

[Not A Snowbird]

Theresa Kerry would have been a national embarrassment for a host of reasons. Personal failures aside, so far Rudy's wife knows how to behave on the national stage where Theresa would have had us cringing.

[Not A Snowbird]

Maybe not you, but there are other men and women who even vote on bases of physical appearance and still others are have "Clinton fatigue" and want no more scandals in the White House.

Unfortunately, divorce is no longer the scandal it once was to the majority of the country.

[Spyder]

Three lines into this thing I went looking to see where it was from - I was positive it was from the Onion. It isn't but deserves to be.

[Dominic Harr]

On that point, sure, but the others remain valid.

Well, my first choice is Newt, I just think he has the best combination of experience and skills.

Unfortunately, it looks rather unlikely he'll get in it.

Altho I can't say I see any reason to believe that Rudy is a gun grabber. And I see no reason to call Rudy a big govt type either.

Just my opinion, personally I think if he ends up winning, he'd do a good job. We could do much, much worse than a Rudy.

[cherry]

yes, next they'll tell us that Rudy wears BOXERS!

[George W. Bush]

This pair of freaks looks more and more like the Clintons every day.

All the trailer trash and none of the class. With that marriage to the second cousin and all the fooling around with his sluts, Rudy couldn't even qualify as a hillbilly.

You know, we'd have to work at it to find any other candidate who could make the Xlintons look like Ozzie and Harriet.

[George W. Bush]

SECOND AND THIRD WIFE: "I take thee--to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, till we become estranged and/or you become nuts; and, thereto, I reserve my right to find someone else more pleasant and convenient and more mindful of my needs in the meantime and finally dump you, but only after I've used you successfully in campaign commercials to make voters think of me what I want them to think rather than what I actually am, after which I'll lock you and the family out of the mayor's mansion. After all, in the end, what could be more important than my happiness and convenience? And isn't that better for everyone else?"

Wow, are those really Rudi's vows? I'm impressed now.

[Liz]

....we'd have to work at it to find a candidate who could make the Clintons look like Ozzie and Harriet.....

The Nelson's at Christmas.

Christmas card sent by the Clintons.

[George W. Bush]

Woh. Scary Xlintoncard.

[Politicalmom]

He didn't marry them all. He used government cars to send his wife AND TWO girlfriends to the same event while mayor.

He also was fooling around with one of his aides.