School festival renames 'three little pigs' for fear of offending Muslims

Daily Mail ^ | 3/17/07 | Chris Brooke

[BUSHdude2000]

Holy Crap Ping!

[sgnbrad]

The Three Little Pigs

Cops everywhere are in an uproar...

Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep

Gay people everywhere are in an uproar...

White people everywhere are pissed simply because there is no offensive reference to their ethnicity anywhere to be found.

Blacks and Latinos everywhere are laughing at the absurdity of it all...

Film at 11...

[Alouette]

I don't suppose they would change the story to the Three Little Yids?

[muawiyah]

The leading god among the Celts in ancient times was the WILD BOAR.

Moslems should consider that when contemplating moving to Celtic lands.

[hadaclueonce]

I would suggest, Three little sheet heads.

[Redbob]

Let's by the Christian God go out and offend a bunch of muslims!

Preferably while eating a ham sandwich!

[sgnbrad]

Oh, and I forgot to mention...pigs everywhere are oinking in multi-cultural outrage for being referred to by that racially charged and highly offensive word...puppy!

[deathrace2000]

How about the "Three Little Western Liberal"?

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Well, then THIS is REALLY going to upset them...

[L98Fiero]

"Mohammed hated dogs."

Not worthy to breathe good air. Tells you all about the man you need to know.

[deathrace2000]

Part of the New Story Book "Don't ask - Don't tell" Policy.

[L98Fiero]

"Aren't they kinda old for the 3 Little pigs?"

http://quipitone.blogspot.com/2006/07/three-little-bops.html

[KarlInOhio]

But yesterday Islamic leaders condemned the politically correct move as misguided and said decisions like this were turning Muslims into 'misfits' in society.

Well, that and running planes into buildings and bombing buses and trains. But mostly the Three Little Pigs.

[Jeff Chandler]

The youngsters - aged from seven to 11 ..to perform at ...with 250 children from 63 schools singing along.

School productions-an absolute nightmare for parents and another good reason to homeschool.

[Darnright]

>Three Little Puppies for fear of offending Muslims.<

Earth to school, Muslims consider puppies unclean. They like cats, though. You can go back and change the title yet again to "The 3 Little Kittens".

Wusses.

[CAPTAINSUPERMARVELMAN]

CAN THIS WORLD GET ANYMORE RIDICULOUS!?!

[AnotherUnixGeek]

He said: "The vast majority of Muslims have no problem whatsoever with the Three Little Pigs. It's always been the traditional way of telling the story and I don't see why that should be changed.

So even Muslim leaders are baffled by the speed of the Left's attempts to appease them.

[Charles Martel]

"We'll huff and we'll puff, and we'll blow your Judeo-Christian culture down!"

Y'all need to have a look at this:

Kirklees government webpage - Q&A on "Asylum Seekers".

[NRA1995]

"Three Little Ragheads"

[fella]

Hmmmmmm .................

"We feared ........."

"We didn't want to take that risk ..........."

" If changing a few words avoids offence then we will do so."

"... pandering to a few extremists ......."

"... being careful about not causing offence."

Nope, I don't see any submitting to a murderous cult of violence in this case.

And the Babel-lizing of Western culture continues on schedule.