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A Very Harry Ending
New York Post ^
| February 20, 2007
| ANGELA MONTEFINISE
Posted on 02/20/2007 2:08:05 PM PST by CholeraJoe
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More murder, torture, kidnapping, theft, voyeurism, child abuse, animal cruelty, and interracial dating from J.K. Rowling.
To: retrokitten
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posted on
02/20/2007 2:08:43 PM PST
by
CholeraJoe
("The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord shall be born as the seventh month dies.")
To: CholeraJoe
And that's just the good parts!
To: CholeraJoe
More murder, torture, kidnapping, theft, voyeurism, child abuse, animal cruelty, and interracial dating from J.K. Rowling.Oh, no ... not THAT!
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posted on
02/20/2007 2:09:35 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Every "choice" has a direct object.)
To: CholeraJoe
More murder, torture, kidnapping, theft, voyeurism, child abuse, animal cruelty, and interracial dating from J.K. Rowling. Woohoo!!! Bring it on!
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posted on
02/20/2007 2:09:50 PM PST
by
The Blitherer
(What the Devil is keeping the Yanks? Duncan Hunter for President '08!)
To: Tax-chick
interracial datingWho's going out with a muggle? Did I miss something?
To: CholeraJoe
Hermione snuck into Equus and worked her magic for Harry. From back stage the audience could hear her incantation:
Penis Erectus!
To: CholeraJoe
More murder, torture, kidnapping, theft, voyeurism, child abuse, animal cruelty, and interracial dating from J.K. Rowling. I've read all of the books so far, and I don't recall examples of some accusations in your list. Some of them, yes, but not all of them. Do you have examples?
Also, the Holy Bible doesn't fare well under your standards either.
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posted on
02/20/2007 2:12:33 PM PST
by
TChris
(The Democrat Party: A sewer into which is emptied treason, inhumanity and barbarism - O. Morton)
To: CholeraJoe
Good triumphs over evil.
Yeah... can't have any of that now can we. Might give kids ideas.
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posted on
02/20/2007 2:12:58 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Probably some minor character I didn't notice.
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posted on
02/20/2007 2:13:02 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Every "choice" has a direct object.)
To: TChris
One of the Weasley twins went to the dance in "Goblet of Fire" with Angelica-something, who's black. And Harry and Ron took the Patil twins, who are Indian.
Not that it matters ... CJ was making a joke.
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posted on
02/20/2007 2:14:37 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Every "choice" has a direct object.)
To: Tax-chick
Arabella "The Wild Squib" Figg, from her younger days doing table dances at the Leaky Cauldron. The tips kept her cats fed.
To: Tax-chick
Ginny and Dean, Ron and Lavender.
To: Tijeras_Slim
That must have been where she met the Prince of Sweden.
Hermione had a fling with a Slav. Is that "interracial," or just bad judgment?
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posted on
02/20/2007 2:16:25 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Every "choice" has a direct object.)
To: Tax-chick
CJ was making a joke. You're sure? I know there are plenty of folks who swear that Harry Potter is Satan himself.
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posted on
02/20/2007 2:16:57 PM PST
by
TChris
(The Democrat Party: A sewer into which is emptied treason, inhumanity and barbarism - O. Morton)
To: Tijeras_Slim
I thought Lavender was British, although I can't say I paid her a lot of attention, since she's a cipher.
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posted on
02/20/2007 2:17:08 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Every "choice" has a direct object.)
To: Tax-chick
Hermione had a fling with a Slav. Is that "interracial," or just bad judgment? Yeah, a fling, but he wasn't a "Keeper." :)
To: CholeraJoe
More murder, torture, kidnapping, theft, voyeurism, child abuse, animal cruelty, and interracial dating from J.K. Rowling. Nice summation. Reminds me of how I used to talk about Buffy the Vampire Slayer containing all the things that the Church says I shouldn't believe in, like vampires, werewolves, witches and lesbians. (*)
8-)
TS
(*) It's a joke, not a discussion starter, so don't hijack the thread with responses.
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posted on
02/20/2007 2:18:14 PM PST
by
Tanniker Smith
(Math Teachers Know ALL the Angles!)
To: TChris; CholeraJoe
Yes, I'm sure. I'm drawing a blank on the voyeurism, but it's probably there. Maybe he means the ghosts.
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posted on
02/20/2007 2:18:26 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Every "choice" has a direct object.)
To: Tax-chick
I once read an amusing fan fiction story on the internet that had an adult Harry Potter meeting and falling in love with Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) without either one realizing who the other one really was.
And the irony is I'm not a fan of either series...
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posted on
02/20/2007 2:18:55 PM PST
by
GreenLanternCorps
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