[jellybean]

If only I was a guy, I could claim to be the baby's father. I guess I'll have to settle for sister. Yeah, that's it...I'm her sister.

[Condor51]

I'm going on record right now -- I did NOT have an affair with Anna Nicole Smith. In addition, the rumors of me being with Paris Hilton are nothing but scurrilous lies.

There! The record is now straight.

That being said, any and all questions regarding J-Lo, Britney Spears, and/or Cindy Crawford shall be sent to my attorney. He will respond to each in due course.

thank you.

[staytrue]

This brings to mind the t shirts that read "future lottery winner"

I think t shirts that read "I fathered Anna N's baby" may becoming popular.

[lilylangtree]

Money always brings out cockroaches from woodwork.

[RatRipper]

The pool of potential fathers is growing rapidly.

For the record: Anna Nicole's baby is definitely not mine.

[MindBender26]

Hey, there is progress here. Three guys from North Carolina just announced they are NOT the child's father.

[federal]

LOL!!!!!!!!

Man who is next John Kerry? maybe he won't have to be a gigolo after all

[ravingnutter]

But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them.

Wanna bet she slapped the crap out of him? I know my hubby would be the husband formerly known as the Prince if he tried something like this.

[hardworking]

Whose next? Kermit the frog? This rich infant is going to have more contenders for father than a dog has fleas.

[Tall_Texan]

Will the guys who *haven't* slept with Anna Nicole Smith please raise your hand? It will save the authorities some time.

[Bon mots]

Don't tell Mrs. Mots, but I think the baby is mine. It has my nose for sure...

[Centurion2000]

He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead.

Von Anhalt, 59, and Gabor, 90, have been married for more than 20 years.

DNA testing would fix this pretty quick.

[pollywog]

honestly , our world has gone mad!!! How sad. What future has this precious little one who is being tossed around like a football!!!

[libs_kma]

I'm throwing my hat in the ring too! DNA tests are accurate to 99.99%, but I may get lucky!

[jackibutterfly]

"Rale said he had talked to her on Tuesday or Wednesday, and she had flu symptoms and a fever and was still grieving over her son. He dismissed claims her death was related to drugs as "a bunch of nonsense."

"Poor Anna Nicole," he said. "She's been the underdog. She's been besieged ... and she's been trying her best and nobody should have to endure what she's endured."

The Texas-born Smith was a topless dancer at a strip club before she made the cover of Playboy magazine in 1992. She became Playboy's playmate of the year in 1993. She was also signed to a contract with Guess jeans, appearing in TV commercials, billboards and magazine ads."

Some underdog - wish I had HALF her money. Geeesh!

[FeliciaCat]

I am waiting for the Law & Order episode and the Lifetime Movie.....unbelievable.

[freekitty]

I believe she had a heart attack. Why I don't know.

[red flanker]

In the age of Super Computers, the age progressed and processed photo of the baby of Anna Nicole Smith beats DNA for speed and surprise...

[George W. Bush]

I think I am the father! It breaks my heart to think of my poor little daughter, trapped by having to spend all those millions of dollars alone. She needs my help.

[LADYAK]

I believe she didn't know the true father was herself...and only a DNA test will solve that. If DNA testing isn't accurate...then what about other folks in other cases around the country who have already been tested and proved either their paternity or non-paternity? Are those tests void?....