Posted on 02/05/2007 8:38:48 PM PST by Doctor Raoul
LOL BUMP !!!!
Dear Abby, dear Abby
Well I want to be
The next President of the Land of the Free
The only thing stopping my new Kingdom Come
Is my ex-President husband, the notorious bum.
Signed, Hellacious
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool He noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to Attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered "Oh,about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs, etc...
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and sked what he would have? "A martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool....Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out " Uh.....'bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e...
y-o-u-r...
p-e-o-p-l-e...
g-o-i-n-g...
t-o...
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e...
H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?????
Dear Clueless
I think I see a married man with big ears who is related to Presidents Washington and Carter in your future....
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