Posted on 01/24/2007 11:58:57 AM PST by Toddsterpatriot
Tooth decay? Global warming.
The list is endless..... and absurd.
I wonder if there's a link between global warming and Hollywood's inability to think up a good movie for the last couple of years.
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Coincidentally, Ishtar and Operation Dumbo Drop have both been linked to carbon based fuels.
Ah...a fellow owner of "Super Happy Funball?"
Global warming is being shipped to our troops in Iraq and is being dropped on Somalia.
LOL The global warming con picks up speed! LOL
This global warming is amazing! Is there anything it can't do? Too much rain? Global warming! Drought? Global warming! Too much snow? Global warming! No snow? Global warming!War? Global warming. Pestilence? Global warming. Natural disasters? Global warming. Global warming?
And just think, only a half dozen years ago we still had serious scientists publishing studies such as this one:
Warning, PDF file: http://www.int-res.com/articles/cr/13/c013p149.pdf
I forecast that the coming Ice Age will cause incredible conflicts as Europe, Russia, and Canada dissappear under the glaciers.
I know every time I hear about it, it makes me want to strangle the nearest liberal!
You put it into "Humor" category, but the article is serious. It's a Reuters article in the Yahoo News section.
I do agree that it belongs into a joke category.
What it shows is that Al Qaeda is also waging a propaganda war and the media and Democrats are his willing useful idiots.
"John Mitchell, chief scientist at Britain's Met Office, noted al Qaeda had already listed environmental damage among its litany of grievances against the United States.
"You have destroyed nature with your industrial waste and gases more than any other nation in history. Despite this, you refuse to sign the Kyoto agreement so that you can secure the profit of your greedy companies and industries," al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden wrote in a 2002 "letter to the American people."
Since global warming is caused by the sun, and thus there's nothing we can do about it, we'll just have to nuke the Islamofacists. A tough decision to make? Sure it is, but it ain't easy being green.
This warming is really messing with my under arm deodorant
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