[null and void]

Yeah. Right. *snrk*

So you have questions about Scientology...

[darkwing104]

Pitiful....

[freekitty]

They are just trying to save him because he has been bankable.

[pieceofthepuzzle]

Gee, why didn't they call him the next Muhammad?

[brooklyn dave]

I really have no idea what Scientology entails (as far as the worship etc part). I know there is a center on the west side of Manhattan (in the theater district) and they put folks through this so-call psychology testing (they call it clearing)--for a price of course. I have seen Hubbard's book around, but never bothered to do anything with it except for a brief perusal. Fill me in folks.

[veronica]

Hilarious!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[Vaquero]

"It all began 75 million years ago. Back then, there was a galactic federation of planets which was ruled over by the evil Lord Xenu. Xenu thought his galaxy was overpopulated, and so he rounded up countless aliens from all different planets, and then had those aliens frozen. [At this point, the text "This is what Scientologists actually believe" appears on the screen, and stays on the screen for the rest of this sequence.] The frozen alien bodies were loaded on to Xenu's galactic cruisers, which looked like DC-8s, except with rocket engines. The cruisers then took the frozen alien bodies to our planet, Earth, and dumped them into the volcanoes of Hawaii. The aliens were no longer frozen, they were dead. The souls of those aliens, however, lived on, and all floated up towards the sky. But the evil Lord Xenu had prepared for this. Xenu didn't want their souls to return, and so he built giant soul catchers in the sky. The souls were taken to a huge soul brain-washing facility, which Xenu had also built on Earth. There the souls were forced to watch days of brain-washing material, which tricked them into believing a false reality. Xenu then released the alien souls, which roamed the Earth aimlessly in a fog of confusion. At the dawn of man, the souls finally found bodies which they could grab on to. They attached themselves to all mankind, which still, to this day, causes all of our fears, our confusions and our problems."

[The Blitherer]

Lol, Tom Cruise and Scientology are the gifts that keep on giving.

[Disambiguator]

This was foreseen.

For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

Matthew 24:24 (KJV)

[exile]

"Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology"

Now let's not be so hard on Lil' Tommy. He should be crucified, and then if he comes back to life three days later, I'd be shocked.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[PJ-Comix]

Tom Cruise is NOT gray. That ugly rumor started when Cruise was spotted spending the night with his hairdresser at his Malibu beach home. However, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that he had his hair tinted that night.

TOM CRUISE IS NOT GRAY!!!

[DownInFlames]

Unfrikn believable. Christ, the Son of God, had a blood line to King David according the Hebrew Law. He was born a pauper and died on the cross to clense us from our sins. Christ did not rise from the ranks of the Christian church, he was the church.

Cruise needs to go to a Christian communion or mass. He will be humbled.

[Taichi]

“Like Christ, he’s been criticized for his views. But future generations will realize he was right.”



Uh, Christ was crucified for mankind. I kinda' think that falls into a whole different category from criticism.
You can see a great degree of ignorance in the statement which the kind of thing these people prey upon.

[bondjamesbond]

I was watching ESPN the other day, and caught the Nike "Second Coming" basketball ad. I normally don't get exercised about such things, but it was in really poor taste.

[bondjamesbond]

I calling Tom Cruise a jacka$$ means I'm gonna burn, I guess I'm gonna burn...

[BJClinton]

I'm sure it's already been posted but:

"Tom, come out of the closet now."

[Centurion2000]

So where is the Southern Ca. version of Barabas? Can we crucify Tom?

[DManA]

Personally, I prefer Barabas.

[Zeppelin]

Tom H. Cruise that's ridiculous!