Posted on 01/19/2007 8:07:53 AM PST by the_devils_advocate_666
> So, this bar ought to provide wigs for customers with dread rows and corn locks. Those really ugly wigs that come from half boarded up shops in depressed urban areas.
The answer is simpler and cheaper than that: post a condition of entry on the premises, then ask the patrons to please wear one of those hair protector nets that they make the cooks wear out back. Add a surcharge to the bill for the net.
That way the patrons can safely keep all of the greeblies that reside in their locks on their scalp and our of our food.
The hair net would either remove all basis for complaint, or permanently offend the patrons (who let's face it, do this to their hair to show off) who would then never return.
Mission accomplished, no casualties.
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