Posted on 12/27/2006 6:49:02 PM PST by AZamericonnie
Thanks Ma!
Thank you!
John Lee Hooker - Trouble Blues
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A cannibal went to the tribe's witch doctor. "Doc, I've been feeling lousy lately."
"Hmmm," replied the witch doctor. "Let's review your diet. Are you eating man or animal?"
"Man, doc. We're eating those Catholic missionaries we caught last week."
"OK, tell me how you cook them."
"Same way as always, doc. We boil them up in the big pot."
"Hmmmm," pondered the witch doctor. "Tell me more about these Catholic missionaries."
"Well, funny thing, doc. They all look alike! They're short, fat, wear
long robes, sandals, rope for belts, and are bald with a fringe of hair."
"Well, that's your problem right there," responded the witch doctor.
"Those guys aren't boilers! They're friars!"
free dixie,sw
Hey, sw, howdy!
*HUGS*
QUIZ!!!
--WHO AM I?
--1. Two-time Academy Award-winning American actor, film
director, and producer.
--2. Considered to be the most successful child star of all
time.
--3. Has teamed up with Tom Hanks in three separate movies the
last earning more than $700 million at the box office.
--4. Co-chairman of Imagine Entertainment, a major film and
television production company.
--5. Played son of the local sheriff in television series
Who am I?
was he also in Happy Days?
Thanks, Ms B!
Thank you!
Mayhap.
Does he look like Alfred E. Neuman?
*HUG*
You're welcome!
Have a grand day!
off to work I go..
*phooey*
Ms.B
Mayhap.
Happy Birthday!!
MINE
me
me
me
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