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Revenge of the killer fairies[500 Year-old Death Records][UK]
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| Nov 29, 2006
| SARAH GETTY
Posted on 12/04/2006 12:22:50 PM PST by FLOutdoorsman
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To: FLOutdoorsman
Those Lamplughs were trouble...
* Vagrant beggars worried by Esqr Lamplughs housedog: 2
* Mrs Lamplughs cordial water: 2
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posted on
12/04/2006 12:43:42 PM PST
by
Hexenhammer
(...a ballot's dead so a bullet's what I get.)
To: weave09
You would think the second guy would have learned not to mess with the Parson's bull.
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posted on
12/04/2006 12:44:48 PM PST
by
Tribune7
To: FLOutdoorsman
A quibble: they're not "500 year old records" if they're from 1656-1663....
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posted on
12/04/2006 12:45:47 PM PST
by
r9etb
To: Hexenhammer
Vagrant beggars worried by the Squires pups sounds so picturesque.
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posted on
12/04/2006 12:46:01 PM PST
by
Tribune7
To: r9etb
I was thinking the same thing.
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posted on
12/04/2006 12:48:06 PM PST
by
Tribune7
To: Hexenhammer
Lamplughs=Present day Lampoons!!
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posted on
12/04/2006 12:48:42 PM PST
by
FLOutdoorsman
(One man with courage is a majority.)
To: Pajamajan
"Huh?"
Guess they didn't get many trained bands in those parts. Maybe it was sort of like horses dying of fright over locomotives back in the 1800's. It does sound funny though, "Ye trained bands? Ye trained BANDS?!!! AIIEEEEE!!!" thud.
To: ExTexasRedhead
In Roman Empire days, students used a wax tablet to write on with a stylus.
More than one teacher was killed by irate, styli-wielding students.
(another factoid from the Utterly useless bits of data department)
To: RegulatorCountry
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posted on
12/04/2006 12:52:42 PM PST
by
Pajamajan
(Pray for president Bush-pray for our military-pray for our congress-pray for our nation)
To: GSlob
"And what havoc would a weak October wreak?"
Say THAT three times fast!
To: dsc
Oddly enough, I was wondering about that just a few days ago...I suppose he then went on to discuss long S's that look like lower-case Fs?
To: SquirrelKing
"
And what havoc would a weak October wreak"She sells sea shells by the sea shore?
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posted on
12/04/2006 12:55:41 PM PST
by
Pajamajan
(Pray for president Bush-pray for our military-pray for our congress-pray for our nation)
To: OB1kNOb
Why do I think it was drained out of a bottle or jug?
To: FLOutdoorsman; SeaDragon
Man, gotta watch that cordial water.
These are terrific.
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posted on
12/04/2006 1:01:20 PM PST
by
RikaStrom
(The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
To: Pajamajan
"She sells sea shells by the sea shore?"
How many boards could the Mongols hoard, if the Mongol hordes got bored?
To: FLOutdoorsman
Of strong October at the hall: 14 That was one strong October !
To: RegulatorCountry
"Train band" = town militia company.
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posted on
12/04/2006 1:05:45 PM PST
by
Snickersnee
(Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?)
To: weegee
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posted on
12/04/2006 1:05:57 PM PST
by
JRochelle
(Duncan Hunter 2008!)
To: Snickersnee
"town militia company"
Oh well, that makes more sense I guess, but it's not nearly as amusing.
To: weave09
It would have been a warm bitter!
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posted on
12/04/2006 1:15:27 PM PST
by
montomike
(If you didn't find this funny and were offended...have a riot.)
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