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Revenge of the killer fairies[500 Year-old Death Records][UK]
Metro ^ | Nov 29, 2006 | SARAH GETTY

Posted on 12/04/2006 12:22:50 PM PST by FLOutdoorsman

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To: Verloona Ti

"Oddly enough, I was wondering about that just a few days ago...I suppose he then went on to discuss long S's that look like lower-case Fs?"

Possibly. But I had already seen those in the writings of the Founding Fathers.


101 posted on 12/05/2006 9:23:57 AM PST by dsc
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To: weave09
Old English. Duh! 17th century England!
102 posted on 12/05/2006 9:47:02 AM PST by null and void (To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. --Reba McEntire)
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To: driftless2
Hanged for "clipping and coyning" ????

Clipping, cutting slivers of silver or gold from the King's money.
Coyning=coining, counterfeiting.

103 posted on 12/05/2006 9:51:21 AM PST by null and void (To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. --Reba McEntire)
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To: gb63

Swamp gas...


104 posted on 12/05/2006 9:55:12 AM PST by null and void (To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. --Reba McEntire)
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To: Hegemony Cricket
Wow, they took the integrity of their coinage pretty seriously, eh?

Yes, the coinage was actual Gold and Silver.

105 posted on 12/05/2006 9:58:05 AM PST by null and void (To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. --Reba McEntire)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0
A three foot stool tears me up everytime.

I hope you have a long drop latrine...

106 posted on 12/05/2006 9:59:04 AM PST by null and void (To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. --Reba McEntire)
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To: null and void

And funkle...


107 posted on 12/05/2006 10:02:10 AM PST by null and void (To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. --Reba McEntire)
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To: null and void

The English were kind and just hanged counterfeiters.
The Germans boiled them in lead, dipping them in an inch at a time.
The French usually broke them on the wheel.


108 posted on 12/05/2006 10:11:29 AM PST by Vicomte13 (Aure entuluva.)
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To: SquirrelKing

Here are two that even an Anglophone can say.

Ye Olde Frenche Alliterative Worde Playe #1:

Si six scies scient six cigares, six-cent-six scies scient six-cent-six cigares.

It means "If six saws saw six cigars, six-hundred six saws saw six-hundred six cigars", but the fun part is the pronunciation. Written out in English (or Spanish, "si"), what it sounds like is: SI SI SI SI SI SIGAR, SI SAHN SI SI SI SI SAHN SI SIGAR. The game is that si, six, scies and scient are all pronounced identically: "Si".

Ye Olde French Alliterative Worde Playe #2:

Ton tonton ton ton tonton. Ton tonton, ton tonton ton.

It means "Your uncle plays (lit. 'sounds') your toy. Your toy, your uncle sounds."

Ye Final Olde Frenche Worde Playe:

Everyone has heard Descartes' famous line:
"Je pense, donc je suis." - I think, therefore I am.

Never content to leave edifices of marble unmocked, the average Frechman can be heard saying, on a hot day:
"Je panse, donc je m'essui." - I sweat, therefore I wipe.

The trick is that it's pronounced the same, except for the "m'eh" before the "suis".


109 posted on 12/05/2006 10:24:19 AM PST by Vicomte13 (Aure entuluva.)
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To: null and void

Well, that explains why I'm going broke shaving the edges off my pennies & nickels...


110 posted on 12/05/2006 10:25:49 AM PST by Hegemony Cricket (Attn. CBS Evening News chief: "Be a Hero - Save the World From this Cheerleader")
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To: SquirrelKing

Sorry, it's too much fun to let go (when does one get to share French tounguetwisters other than in the context of deaths from the wee folk)?

The classic French "Peter Piper" equivalent is about hunting:
Un chasseur sachant chasser bien doit savoir chasser sans son chien.
(A hunter who knows how to hunt well ought to know how to hunt without his dog.)


111 posted on 12/05/2006 10:29:04 AM PST by Vicomte13 (Aure entuluva.)
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To: Vicomte13
(In Pigdin Kaukau - say cow-cow - means food, or feed as well as to eat and to feed)

A Japanese farmer owned a horse and a Chinese neighbor had a cow.

The Japanese accused the Chinaman of stealing his horse's feed, and received the following reply:

"Horse no can kaukau cow kaukau. Cow kaukau cow kaukau."

112 posted on 12/05/2006 10:31:07 AM PST by null and void (To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. --Reba McEntire)
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To: Vicomte13
The trick is that it's pronounced the same, except for the "m'eh" before the "suis".

lol - I have told people in Spanish numerous timed that I am pragnant [embarrassed] or married [tired] after a long day's travel.

Great work above. Languages are fascinating things! My great-uncle, a JAG lawyer, had books and books on the history of language and the development of modern English. I did a couple of projects in college using his library and found it amazing how things are interconnected and nuanced [in a non-Kerry way] to the tongues we use today. I wish I had studied at an earlier age to become fluent in more than one!

113 posted on 12/05/2006 11:10:33 AM PST by SquirrelKing
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To: FLOutdoorsman

Cool info ping!


114 posted on 12/05/2006 12:00:32 PM PST by AggieMom x 3
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To: SquirrelKing

Indeed.

The linguistics professor was making a point about languages to his sophomore class, and he concluded with a flourish: "And so I have demonstrated that in many languages, the single negative is used to indicate negation, while in many others - although certainly not in the English! - the double negative is used to indicate negation. However, intensive studies of all of the world's languages have conclusively demonstrated that in no language has a double positive ever been used to express negation."

Then a bored student in the back of the hall said "Yeah. Right."


115 posted on 12/05/2006 12:08:43 PM PST by Vicomte13 (Aure entuluva.)
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To: GSlob
A duel "between a 3 footed stool and a brown jug" would be a sight to behold.

IIRC, ol' Walt left that scene on the cutting room floor when he made Fantasia.

116 posted on 12/05/2006 12:11:46 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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To: brazzaville
You would think the pastor would be replaced.

Especially in light of this, you would tend to think he was a rather...Cavalier fellow:

By the Parsons bull: 2

117 posted on 12/05/2006 12:20:07 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Well,
between the parson and the Lamplugh's, folks seemed to be droppin' left and right....

and if Mrs. Lamplugh had anything to do with making the October (beer) then they were a hazzard to the community!


118 posted on 12/05/2006 12:23:12 PM PST by najida (If it wasn't for fast food, I'd have no food at all.)
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To: dsc

Anyone know what this one means??
* On a five bar gate, stag hunters: 4

THIS one I get, and I think it's a hoot!
* Broke a vein in bawling for a knight of ye shire: 1


119 posted on 12/05/2006 12:24:19 PM PST by najida (If it wasn't for fast food, I'd have no food at all.)
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To: najida

My sense is that they hanged four men on a fence for poaching stags.

Alternatively, they all crashed and died in a hunting accident. Or maybe four separate accidents jumping over something.
Or maybe one guy died four times and became a will o' the wisp.


120 posted on 12/05/2006 1:25:28 PM PST by Vicomte13 (Aure entuluva.)
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