Posted on 11/26/2006 11:10:59 PM PST by goldstategop
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus
Chuck Norris BUMP!
You know, I haven't heard one so-called Christmas commercial yet that didn't use either crappy music or crappy lyrics to traditional songs.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus
Perfect!
Personally, I love hanging out with the family and watching old Christmas movies for the fiftieth time. Relaxing. The mania with loading up on presents can wreck the Holiday season. (Holiday = "Holy Day")
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side."
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus
When Chuck Norris runs the doesn't propel himself forward, he rotates the Earth beneath his feet... :D
When Chuck Norris runs he doesn't propel himself forward, he rotates the Earth beneath his feet... :D
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus
Great article. I still have some of my colthespin "dragsters". The round springy things served as the wheels. Crayon "paint" and racing stipes too!
Say "Bloody Mary", "Biggie Smalls", and "Chuck Norris" three times. Mary is Bloody and Biggie is small because Chuck Norris got to them first before he roundhouse kicks you in the bathroom.
Saying Happy Holidays will earn you three roundhouse kicks. Merry Christmas will earn you a half kick, which gives you a 12.796% chance of survival.
hehe... :) Those "facts" crack me up!
I have a story to tell about Norris told to me by my girlfriend.
Norris was in Iraq a couple weeks ago, where my girlfriend's brother is currently serving in the military.
There was a threat of snipers and an ambush, and Norris was being driven through the area rather quickly. However, the troops in this young man's unit waved to him and clearly expressed they liked him.
Over the verbal displeasure of those driving him through the area, Chuck demanded the car stop. He was going to get out of the car and meet those soldiers.
And he did. He walked out of the vehicle and talked to those soldiers for a few minutes in a reportedly rather dangerous area.
That is all I really know of the story, but my gf's brother was really excited getting to meet Norris since he is from Texas and grew up watching Walker. Chuck was incredibly nice to these soldiers.
In a time when some of the people going over to Iraq probably are just trying to get headlines, Chuck clearly is going for those soldiers, and he will even stoop when advised not to do so in order to meet with them.
He is a great American.
And a great man.
And this was a great article.
"No, thank you, Chuck Norris."
Man, that still has me in stiches every time I think of that line from the movie Dodgeball....
Hey, don't use the word "crappy" at Christmas time!!
Where's your love and good cheer? :P
Chuck Norris is an authority on Christmas; he once threw a roundhouse kick that was so fast, he went back in time and witnessed the Nativity.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Creeping political correctness extends its tentacles ever further still this year I see ....PC is banned in my house but there is definetly a growing backlash against it over here amongst the public!!
I blame the guy who mad that record "Happy holidays", what was his name, you here the song every Christmas??
Was he responsible for the start of everything PC?
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