Al-Qaeda — a Zionist weapon against Islam

Pakistan Observer ^

[milestogo]

Funny in a pathetic sort of way.

[Jeff Head]

IBTZ...what a bunch of crock. BS Meter pegged on this one.

[kinoxi]

Before September 11, 2001, one could hardly find any mention of Al-Qaeda in the US media.

I knew of them. I must be the result an intricate 'Zionist plot' then... The inbreeding has got to eventually stop with these muzzies.

[Darkwolf377]

And the Jooooos! robbed my lunch money, too! =(

I love reading these kinds of articles. I'm just waiting for someone to claim the Joooos! were behind the death camps, too...(Oh, wait, Pat Buchanan already said that...) :P

[sono]

Believe The Lie

[RobbyS]

What is scary is that none of past few administrations has had a clue about the hatred that all Muslims have for Jews. It is as deep as Hitler's.

[okie01]

The colonel is one sick puppy.

[headsonpikes]

One question:

If the Jews/Zionists are so all-fired intelligent, scheming and covetous, why in ***'s name did they go for the most bedraggled, effed-up piece of goat-pasture on the planet?

Seriously, with the whole world to choose from, being all-powerful and so forth - Hawaii, South Africa, Australia, you name it - and these Nobel Prize-winning Jewboys choose 'Palestine'???

You gotta be kidding me!

[anymouse]

David Duke and Al-Qaeda in the same article? Not surprising that they both blame the Jews for their own miserable failings.

[Gideon Reader]

Pathetic in a funny sort of way.

[JRandomFreeper]

"40 years, wandering in the desert, and we wind up with the only land in the Middle east with NO oil? Oy vey!"

I also detect a lack of zionist conspiracy.

/johnny

[Clioman]

Sometimes even the heaviest gauge tin-foil simply isn't enough. Fortunately, the Zionist brain-wave control machine can be defeated! Believers should soak their heads in a bucket of goat urine heated to about 125 degrees Fahrenheit at least five times a day, preferably just before prayers. The treatment may cause some slight hair loss, and a few Believers claim to have a persistant buzzing sound in the ears, but this is surely proof that the treatment is effective. Besides, it makes one so very fragrant!

[IronJack]

The remote control technology, Global HAWK, was used to wrest the flight controls of the four “hijacked” planes from the pilots and direct the planes to their targets.

Uh huh. And GlobalPENGUIN is being used RIGHT ... THIS ... MINUTE to wrest control of m y $# key bo(*9 a r d .....

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[Publius6961]

The remote control technology, Global HAWK, was used to wrest the flight controls of the four “hijacked” planes from the pilots and direct the planes to their targets.

Actually it was Saturn V technology, where the warhead is accelerated as it whips around the moon and aimed at the pinpointed innocent islamic targets, like Fallujah and Basrah damaging the 382nd most important mosque in all of islam!

Tee hee!
These maggots will believe anything!

[Constantine XI Palaeologus]

"The remote control technology, Global HAWK, was used to wrest the flight controls of the four “hijacked” planes from the pilots and direct the planes to their targets."

Gee, and I thought it was just a nice reconnaissance UAV.

[Silly]

Before September 11, 2001, one could hardly find any mention of Al-Qaeda in the US media.

Gee, I wonder why? How frequent were the US media's mentions of the World Trade Center before September 11, 2001?

[ConservativeMind]

Sadly, many of the Observer's readers may well believe him.

It differs a little from our own liberals' lies about 9-11, but it will serve to anchor Muslim thoughts when they compare.

[pacpam]

Sadder still that anyone would make light of the accusations, because millions will believe the accusations as fact. There is no access to refute them, so they remain as truth to the intended audience.

[Our man in washington]

Oh drat, you caught us! Al-Qaeda is a Zionist plot. Every good Muslim should go kill anyone associated with Al-Qaeda. Gee, I hope they never find out we're behind the Iranian government too...