Posted on 11/21/2006 2:44:00 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"Hey is it me or does she look like a pig?"
Do not insult a pig, please!
That gives me an idea... we should all start wearing little vials of pork blood around our necks. That way, maybe the muzzies wouldn't be so quick to blow us up if they knew there was a good chance they would go to hell if they did (which is what happens anyway - they're just too stupid and hateful to realize it).
"Diced Spam Cluster Bombs?"
nah...go with Deviled Ham. Yummmm
It is forbidden in Islam for a believer to eat pork or its derivatives. To do so is a grievous sin. An intentional consumption of such meat would hinder me from gaining entrance to paradise.
That’s enough to make me want to open up a restaurant specializing in mid-eastern cuisine.
Oh…it’s only the intentional consumption that condemns them to hell. If that’s the case, and the unintentional consumption won’t bar the Gates of Heaven to them, what’s his gripe?
Aaack! When I was a kid my mom would fry up 'smelt' in butter and serve them whole (heads too) with rice and peas.
They were SO bad you wouldn't believe it. I learned to love rice and peas. I hated those boney bastards, I used tons of tartar sauce to disguise the taste and stench.
I never made my kids eat food they hate, never used dessert as a reward. barf
Next time give her a can of Alpo
If they mixed that pork with some scrambled eggs, she never would have known!
Here's an idea: Every border patrol and border crossing should be required to offer pork rinds (yum) to all border crossers and then put the "immigrants" who refuse on a slow boat to Guantanamo.
How did she know the meat was pork, since Muslims have never tasted it?
Obviously, another Muslim who loves people. Just another manifestation of Islam's true nature.
Whatever happened to "separation of church and state."
If they're going to pull a knife on a waitress, I suggest they don't eat anything that contains carbon.
Uff da!
I wonder if a Jew who was accidentally served pork or a Mormon who was accidentally served non-decaf coffee would threaten the waitress with a knife and slap her?
I demand that you STFU.
Not all folk are slaves, like you, to your completely F*%^$# Up cult beliefs.
Oh, and put that knife down before I put it somewhere that is going to make it real uncomfortable for you to sit down.
I'd call her a heathen pig but I like pigs.
Right next to the baked beans and cole slaw.
Stupid voters, this is just the beginning.
She may as well get use to pork now. I suspect she will be surrounded by heathen pigs in hell. What's more, if she is Democrat, will she be pushing and voting for pork bills on the hill?
This stupid a-hole will do that to the wrong person and end up being a better raghead as he bleeds to death after being shot.
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