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Posted on 10/01/2006 12:32:15 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
Good Morning BUMP!
Click for The Streak
LOL! You want ME to wake him up? Not on your life!
I don't want to spoil your day, Rob, but the red bar doesn't change to yellow until 90%.
I usually make that mistake every Freepathon, but you beat me to it. ;-)
I somehow always associate the monthlies add-in with the the color change and start demanding a yellow bar when what I really want is the "roll in the monthlies" big bump, which happens around 35%.
Booggetty, boogetty!!
In fact, just yesterday, when you were up early, I kind of wondered what happened to your coffee, donuts and music bumps.
You never missed a day for YEARS. It was kind of you to bring it back. ;-)
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I posted it everyday on the 'thons for about 5 years. I just figured it was getting a bit worn out. So I haven't posted it in a while.
It's a classic, Fiddlstix. It will never wear out.
Can't take a road trip without the Burma Shave Signs.
Riot In Drug Store
Calling All Cars
100 Customers
99 Jars
Burma Shave
Spring Has Sprung
The Grass Has Riz
This Is Where
Last Years' Drivers is.
Burma Shave
Rip Your Face
Slice Your Jaw
Leave Your Face
Raw Raw Raw
Burma Shave
Henry The Eighth
Sure Had Troubles
Short On Wives
Long On Stubble!
Burma Shave
Listen Birds
These Signs Cost Money
So Sit A Spell
But Don't Get Funny
Burma Shave
You Can Beat
A Mile A Minute
But There Ain't
No Future In It!
Burma Shave
Is He Lonesome
Or Just Blind
That Guy Who Drives
So Close Behind
Burma Shave
It Would Be More Fun
To Go By Air
But We Can't Hang
These Signs Up There
Burma Shave
The Bearded Devel
Was Forced To Dwell
In The Only Place
Where They Don't Sell
Burma Shave
In This World
Of Toil And Sin
Your Head Goes Bald
But Not Your Chin
Burma Shave
If You Drive
While You're Drunk
Carry Your Coffin
In Your Trunk
Burma Shave
Little Bow Peep
Was Driving Her Jeep
She Fell Asleep
Now's Counting Sheep
Burma Shave
A Darn Good Driver
With Lots of Nerve
Still Won't Pass
While Rounding A Curve
Burma Shave
She Kissed The Hairbrush
By Mistake
She Thought It Was
Her Husband Jake
Burma Shave
Have Pity On
The Mighty Caesars
They Pulled their Whiskers
Out With Tweezers
Burma Shave
There, There, my Child
Be Still. Hush Hush.
That's Not A Bear --
It's A Shaving Brush
Burma Shave
It's Better To Burp
And Bear The Shame
Than Not To Burp
And Bear The Pain
Burma Shave
The Hero Was
Strong And Willin'
She Felt His Face
And Married The Villain
Burma Shave
At School Crossings
Heed Instructions
Protect Our Little
Tax Deductions
Burma Shave
Her Chariot Raced
At 90 Per
They Hauled Away
What Had Ben Hur
Burma Shave
Grab Your Pants
Hold Onto Your Load
You're About To Take A Ride
Down Thunder Road
Burma Shave
Following To Close
Was A Lot Of Bunk
Till They Pulled Him
From Someones Trunk
Burma Shave
Don't Kiss Your Girlfriend
At The Gate
Love May Be Blind
But The Neighbors ain't!
Burma Shave
Do Not Pass
On Curve Or Hill
If The Cops Don't Catch You
The Morticians Will
Burma Shave
Thank you J
I guess I'll start posting it again then.
(I think I will need for find some new material for the clickable links though. lol)
NUMP
I love those. I wish they were still on the highways.
It was fun to read them one line at a time and wonder what was coming next.
Me, too! It was a joy to read them and looking out for the next one kept me alert while driving!
New thread is up.
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