The challenge to Kerry

The American Thinker ^ | 9-25-06 | Donnie Dobro

[Renfield]

I'd pay good money to see this chainsaw duel.

[Farmer Dean]

I'll provide the chain saws!

[Shimmer128]

Oh no, Kerry FENCES??? (groan) When I tell my discerning and wise young men, they are going to want to quit fencing lessons. ugh

[Covenantor]

dueling chainsaw alert

[Clique]

Now I realize why John Kerry has always seemed familiar, like someone I met a long time ago.

John Kerry is actually Sir Andrew Aguecheek, in Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night"

The likeness is undeniable.
:O)

[RobFromGa]

This is great, I'm in for Pay Per View, all proceeds go to the winner...

[barb-tex]

Actually JK will be at a disadvantage due to the tears he is shedding over the decline in gasoline prices.
barbra ann

[sgtbono2002]

1. Kerry couldnt kick his way out of a wet paper bag.
2. In Viet Nam he ran his boat out of harms way I dont think he would ever fight where he couldnt run.
3. He only served 4 months of a tour in Viet Nam, because if he hadnt left his own side would have sunk him.
4. You dont get purple hearts for band-aid wounds in a chain saw fight.
5.Kerry cant fight with the chain saw until he signs his form 180.
6.Kerry claims he had two tours in Viet nam. The first tour he never went ashore.
7. Maybe Kerry would chain saw fight in white tights, he sems to love appearing in tights with that stupid looking bicycle helmet on.

[RobFromGa]

bump to the top

AM- can you add [Dueling with Chainsaws] in the title? This is a must read thread...

[EQAndyBuzz]

Kerry isn't American enough to hold a chainsaw. It takes a certain kind of individual to wield a chainsaw. And Kerry isn't it.

[RobFromGa]

Pinging you to a really excellent thread..

[Doc Savage]

To get to the Emerald City and find a brain?????????????????????????????????????????????

[wagglebee]

What most of you don’t know, I have a service connected disability from my service in Viet Nam.

When is he going to tell us what it is? Everything I've read indicates that he had a few scrapes and maybe a grain of rice embedded in his ass.

[RobFromGa]

you're talking about Kerry I think

[ClaireSolt]

Thanks. That's funny. :)

[don-o]

Woo HOOO!!

That is right in dono's neighborhood. I am so there if Johnnie decides to defend his honor!

Thanks for the ping Rob

[wagglebee]

Yep, the guy who Nixon sent to Cambodia a year before he was elected president.

[RobFromGa]

the letter is written by Donnie Dobro who is the injured vet challenging Kerry to a duel with chainsaws in NC.

[don-o]

btt

[Jeff Head]

LOL! Thia guy has a great with and a real way with words. I am not expecting any reply from the Kerry camp.