Posted on 09/18/2006 3:32:28 PM PDT by KingKongCobra
For the life of me, I can't see how he's ever earned a nickel singing anything. Too bad he's news.
...and Toby already learned his lesson.
Louisiana? Inspecting buses? I didn't know they could find any.
Narcotic mushrooms????
I hope I can live to do some when I'm 75...
Shroon bump.
C'mon, only 0.2 pounds of mushrooms? I'd be embarassed.
Bwahaha - good one.
always heard that his herb was top shelf
I just couldn't wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it till you tried it, well I tried it my friend
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
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I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and he passed him around
The last words I spoke before they tucked me in
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
I hopped on his old bus, the Honeysuckle Rose
The party was Vegas, it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge, just me and him
With one parting puff grime creeper set in
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
Now we're passing the guitar, telling good jokes
I know ones a coming cause I'm smelling smoke
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face and a great contact high
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
In the fetal position with drool on my chin
I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again
Say it ain't so Willie, say it ain't so....(sob)...
Willie Nelson smokes weed? Who knew?
Joe Six-Pack would have been hauled off to jail and a "For Sale by State of LA" sign would have been put on the side of the bus.
Then the LSP would have raided his house, arrested his wife, "rescued" his children, and put another For Sale sign on the house.
Maybe ole' Willy will think of ole' Joe, the next time he roll's another one.
Something is amiss here ........ oh wait .... it's Louisianna.
that wasn't a mushroom, it was Cindy Sheeman.
He has the talent but poor judgement! I sure hate to say that against a former neighbor of mine!
Bravo! Put him away!
Double shroom and herb bump.
throw the book at him.
Was Cindy there?
Would I have been given a citation or arrested and had my RV impounded?
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