Posted on 08/09/2006 2:43:04 PM PDT by Boiler Plate
You know, sorta like saying "I'll respect you in the morning!"
Someone should tell these guys that cloning a sheep doesn't mean what Iranians have been doing to sheep since before the time of Xerxes.
Ya gotta read this! http://www.jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch/archives/012574.php
Here is the relevant excerpt:
women are kept far from the view of men, Muslim men, men easily maddened by those wiles, that flesh, that wicked seductiveness.
And it is not only women. It is also animals. For, according to John Hendren, an LA Tiimes reporter in Iraq, on NPR this morning, in what was one of the funniest and telling reports that can possibly be imagined -- JAY LENO take note --shepherds in Iraq have been killed because they left their goats untethered. Why did that deserve death? Well, because those goats were proving so immensely attractive to Iraqi men, leading them astray just as you, or I, dear reader, might be led astray by Hedy Lamarr or Audrey Hepburn or Merle Oberon (yes, I said I was 98 years old, and I meant it), or possibly that ravishing Italian actress Laura Morante who appeared in John Malkovich's movie about the Sendero Luminoso and, unforgettably, in an interview on Italian television). And so the goats, or those who put the innocent Iraqi men made goat-mad by their untethered presence, putting those poor Muslim men at the end of their own tether, had to be killed.
You don't believe me? You have forgotten, then, the religious prescriptions of the Ayatollah Khomeini about what is forbidden, and what commanded, as to the disposition of the funeral baked meats, when the funeral is that of the animals of those baked meats themselves, and the animals in question, having endured the passionate embraces of Muslim men, are now posthumously serving a second duty, having sated the sexual need, now relieving that of hunger. But there are rules about this. There are always rules. And as Ayatollah Khomeini wrote in his collected works, one may not serve such meat of former lovers, goats or cows or sheep, to one's own family or one's own neighbors. But, in a spirit of waste-not-want-not, one can serve such meat to inhabitants of a village nearby.
Perfecting a Ewe-genics dating service?
I can see this is going to be a deeply thought out and serious thread.
When Ahmadinejad heard about this, his first comment was, "A grand accomplishment for Islam, but why clone such an ugly one?"
DING-DING-DING-DING!!!!!
We Have a winner!
No more submissions, please.
Clone the one your with.
Hmmm gives new meaning to
"Wherever ewe go there ewe are"
Actually I thought it said Iranian Doctors BONED a sheep--errrrr, never mind
Dude... that's a good one. You're going on my profile as the quote of the year. Holy crap.
Dude, you're obsessing. Next, you'll start seeing images of the evolution of a Babylonian goddess in the burn marks of a grilled cheese sandwich.
Thanks, I am honored.
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