HERE IS WHAT WE ALL NEED TO SAVE US!!!!!
Posted on 08/08/2006 11:24:51 AM PDT by mojito
ROFLMAO!!! You read my mind! I was going to look for a picture of ole Barney and suggest he be put on the case!
In other news, the US has announced new plans for assisting Egytian and Saudi students to attend college in the US. Each student will be given free air fare, a handgun, a rifle, 10 pounds of explosives of his choice, free tuition to the college of his (no females allowed) choice, and free use of a car if his grades are above 'F'. A careful screening system will be used to exclude terrorists. A secret trick question ("Are you a terrorist?"( will be used. Only students answering "no" will be allowed to participate. If they say "yes", they can partially participate, but they will not receive the guns and explosives. Government officials are sure this screeing system will be sufficient.
My guess was that they were never asked what they think of the Muslim Brotherhood, etc. Sheesh. I can understand one or two guys ducking out and living like a decadent westerner for a few days, but 11 stretches the mind in unforeseen ways.
Herndon, VA, and MONTGOMERY CO., MD have a nice new shelter, as well. An enterprising fellow can find some "casual labor" to help him visit the CIA HQ just ten miles a way, or pay a visit to national Airport, where you stand under 757's full of incoming and outgoing 'Mericans and take a picture or fire a rocket or...
I think I'd feel better if he WERE on the case, instead of what we have now. Ole Barn screwed things up but, if you recall, everything worked out in the end every time.
wow, these guys are all my age. I used to see DOB's of 10+ years before my own, but seeing all those "1985s" is a real eye-opener, in a way, of the work my generation has cut out for itself.
read my post #186...
Check the local nudie bars. That's the first place Muslims usually go when they leave their backward countries.
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LOL. Talk about your needle and a haystack.
They're not students.
They're soldiers.
HERE IS WHAT WE ALL NEED TO SAVE US!!!!!
The university is in Mansoura,apparently a Muslim Brotherhood strongholds.
We didn't see the writing on the wall at the time and neither did the nation.
Let's have the pictures on the television tonight!
You should presume they are already trained for their mission.
They probably also have pre-arranged safe homes. I just don't get why some of them actually did go to Montana.
Is it cavuto@foxnews.com ?
He's coming up next. We can ask him about the missing photos of the "missing students."
Anyone heard what these guys' majors were supposed to be?
ROFL!
The FBI did say WE can detain them.
Off to the handcuff store...
I zipped off an e-mail to studiob@foxnews.com. I'll also send one to Cavuto now.
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