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78-year-old twarts West. Phila. carjacker
Philly Daily Nooz ^
| 8/5/2006
| SIMONE WEICHSELBAUM
Posted on 08/05/2006 5:39:55 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: dirtboy
Okay everybody, he's right - The typo IS at Philly.com. And that's amazing that no one caught that.
I'm going to show you something that is just unbelieveable from my local paper in a few minutes. :)
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:11:12 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
To: real saxophonist
As long as it's not a 78 year old twart. We don't want to see none of that.
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:12:25 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(We gotta watch out for the Hellbazoo and the Hamas...)
To: real saxophonist
By the way, pics of Helen Thomas fall into that category, so don't even think about it.
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:13:14 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(We gotta watch out for the Hellbazoo and the Hamas...)
To: ovrtaxt
Well, if the bad guy had a carry permit, look for the libs to screech about the dangers of carry permits.
To: real saxophonist
Maybe everyone writing and editing these things are victims of public schools. They might actually BELIEVE that that's how it's spelled.
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:14:47 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: dirtboy
Sounds like a Teutonic Twart to me. Yeah, it's twoo, it's twoo...
To: dirtboy
I love these stories. My hometown "Philly" even.
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:16:11 AM PDT
by
razzle
To: Zack Nguyen
Luckily the elderly gentleman didn't break into a Vaudeville routine. It might have cost him his life! Had he started a mime act, I woulda shot him myself.
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:20:38 AM PDT
by
Graybeard58
(Remember and pray for Sgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
To: dirtboy
Edney drove off, but Newton "came around to the driver's side and shot him again," ... Mr. Newton must be pretty spry if he got around the car after the perp drove off. (A person who gets paid to write wrote this?)
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:21:09 AM PDT
by
CPOSharky
(MSM - Live hizbozo = fierce fighter. Dead hizbozo = innocent civilian.)
To: ovrtaxt
...the subtleties of the twart.LOL
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:21:35 AM PDT
by
Socratic
("I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.")
To: Hegewisch Dupa
Filching your thwart is a felony in PA.
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:36:26 AM PDT
by
xcamel
(Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
To: dirtboy
My beeber is stuned and twarted! I'm series! ;-)
To: Graybeard58
Had he started a mime act, I woulda shot him myself. LOL.
To: ovrtaxt
"The jury acquitted him yesterday of manslaughter." Excellent news!
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:51:27 AM PDT
by
blam
To: xcamel
Filching your thwart is a felony in PA. I hate the nanny state. They need to keep their noses out of my business.
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posted on
08/05/2006 6:54:49 AM PDT
by
Tennessee_Bob
("Those who "abjure" violence can only do so because others are committing violence on their behalf.")
To: csvset
LOL - that's much too clever!
To: Tennessee_Bob
Newton said he always travels the streets with his gun, a .38-special snub nose, even when driving his grandchildren around. What better reason to carry? Should read, "especially when driving his grandchildren around".
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posted on
08/05/2006 7:07:29 AM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: dirtboy
The best part of the story is at the end:
"I was in the military police in Germany," Newton said recalling his 1940s Army service. "And I have friends who are narcotics officers."
Newton is waiting for police to return his car and gun.
He said he tries to avoid the spotlight, and after retiring from his longtime career as a car mechanic, Newton said he just wants to relax.
"All I do now is go to the park and feed the birds and the squirrels," he said with a grin.
To: dirtboy
***SIMONE WEICHSELBAUM ... Sounds like a Teutonic Twart to me.***
yep, WEICHSELBAUM definately has teutonic roots (or is it 'twarts'?). 'Weich' is 'softly' and 'Baum' is 'tree', but Simone is French.
Which would make her really screwed up. The German in her would want to take over the world while her French part would want to surrender.
So her 'shrink' bills must be enormous, it's no wonder she can't spell.
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posted on
08/05/2006 7:10:08 AM PDT
by
Condor51
(Better to fight for something than live for nothing - Gen. George S. Patton)
To: dirtboy
My hero ... and he didn't break the glass ... lol!
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posted on
08/05/2006 7:12:14 AM PDT
by
Beckwith
(The dhimmicrats and liberal media have chosen sides and they've sided with the Jihadists.)
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