Psych Prof Advocates Human/Chimp Hybrids – But only to Offend Christians

Lifesite ^ | July 28, 2006 | Hilary White

[from occupied ga]

an op ed piece in the LA Times, David P. Barash, a professor of psychology at the University of Washington, says that reproductive facilities should work towards creating a race of human/chimpanzee hybrids, but, he admits, only because it would offend Christians.

They already exist - Just go to any big city and look for the "registered Democrats".

[Boiler Plate]

Psych Prof Advocates Human/Chimp Hybrids – But only to Offend Christians

Just why would I be offended by a lunatic doing something insane? Isn't that what lunatics do? What exactly would be his point, that he is a Monkeys Uncle?

Gump had this guy pegged. "Stupid is, as stupid does."

[Old Student]

"First semi successful attempt"


NO, NO, NO! That is obviously a cross between Orangutan and human... Look at the tell-tale face wrinkles!

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

"Seems like a heck of allot of work just to get a being who throws feces and then apologizes."

Well if they apologize it would be a step forward for most liberals.

[RaceBannon]

No, we are nothing like a Chimp.

First, a chimp is a stupid animal.

We were created to have a relationship with the creator. Chimps were not created for that purpose.

[tophat9000]

Psych Prof Advocates Human/Chimp Hybrids – But only to Offend Christians

O go hump a monkey

[dinoparty]

Many scientists were beat up in school and never got a date. They now must take out their anger on people of the Christian faith, an easy target in today's environment.

[dinoparty]

Who is doubting that humans and apes have genetic similarities? Just look at an ape and its behavior, and you can see it. Is this what he is trying to prove? The fact that a freak hybrid can be produced proves what to Christians that we don't already know?

[MD_Willington_1976]

IIRC Stalin already tried this as a means of creating a huge hybrid army... didn't work since they tried it "the old fashion way"...

[Skooz]

Barash should be confined to a rubber room chewing on his straitjacket straps.

[devolve]

Hezbians?

[mojito]

I have some news for this a$$hat: this little stunt offends muzzies too. It makes Christians angry, but it makes the muzzies downright jihadicidal. I wouldn't normally support a fatwa against anyone, but for this guy I might make an exception.

[devolve]

Libanzees?

[orionblamblam]

> I've often wondered if we are decended from apes, why do we still have apes?

You are descended from your great-grandparents... but I'll bet you have cousins out there somewhere.

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[orionblamblam]

> I wonder what survival advantage is incurred by the chimp's ability to crap in his hand and throw it at people?

At *people?* Probably fairly little. But at *predators*? Probably some good advantage there at being able to throw something foul with a fair degree of accuracy. If you're a leopard or something, stalking a chimp and you get hit in the snout with a mound of monkeysquat, your lunch plans will probably shift.

[orionblamblam]

> We were created to have a relationship with the creator.

Xenu? Didn't he create humans out of clams, or some such?

[yellow rubber ducky]

I agree--human-chimp hybrids already exist. Not only at your local war protest, but at the White House Press Conferences.

[Rightwing Conspiratr1]

David P. Barash, a professor of psychology at the University of Washington, says that reproductive facilities should work towards creating a race of human/chimpanzee hybrids...

Would they do the work Americans won't do? Like program computers, make steel, stuffed toy animals... Can't have them flipping burgers.

[orionblamblam]

> it makes the muzzies downright jihadicidal. I wouldn't normally support a fatwa against anyone, but for this guy I might make an exception.

Really? I'd suggest just the opposite. Make a hybrid Chimera army, able to fight effectively and take orders. A Chimera of humans for smarts and weapons handling, married to chimp for strength... and pig for some facial features. Let 'em loose in downtown Jihadisville.