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1 posted on 07/15/2006 7:59:53 AM PDT by rapture tonight
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I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend.

I'm just hoping to mow the lawn. In event of rapture, can I have your car?

81 posted on 07/15/2006 8:31:34 AM PDT by ReignOfError
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Excuse me .. I think you forgot to check one thing .. the Bible clearly states that "NO ONE KNOWS THE TIME OR THE HOUR of Jesus' visitation".

And .. since that's true .. then why would God tell YOU anything ..??


88 posted on 07/15/2006 8:35:01 AM PDT by CyberAnt (Drive-By Media: Fake news, fake documents, fake polls)
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Here kitty kitty....time for din din.


89 posted on 07/15/2006 8:35:07 AM PDT by stbdside
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I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend

I'll bet you $1000 that the world doesn't end this weekend.

If you lose ... you win!

90 posted on 07/15/2006 8:35:16 AM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires.)
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No thanks, you go on ahead. Have fun!


93 posted on 07/15/2006 8:42:03 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Go home and fix Mexico)
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IATZ ping


96 posted on 07/15/2006 8:45:45 AM PDT by darkangel82 (Higher visibility leads to greater zottability.)
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98 posted on 07/15/2006 8:46:48 AM PDT by Hexenhammer
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You've been reading too many "Watchtowers" before going to sleep at night.


101 posted on 07/15/2006 8:50:27 AM PDT by spinestein (Follow "The Bronze Rule")
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WHACK JOB EXTRAORDINARE.


102 posted on 07/15/2006 8:51:48 AM PDT by Recovering_Democrat (I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of "dependence on government"!)
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DANG IT!!!!! I got in too late!!!!


105 posted on 07/15/2006 8:53:32 AM PDT by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend. Probably today. Won't you join me?

No, thanks! My ticket is stamped for a later date, and there's a penalty for early withdrawal, like trying to cash out your 401K before retirement.

106 posted on 07/15/2006 8:53:39 AM PDT by wimpycat (Hyperbole is the opiate of the activist wacko.)
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Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting You sir are an idiot!
107 posted on 07/15/2006 8:54:08 AM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland (NY Slimes the paper of record for OBL!)
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I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend.

It might be more realistic to expect Oblivion by the end of the morning. But you've already made it to Pleasant Acres. Why not just knit a potholder or play some mah-jongg with the rest of the inmates?

110 posted on 07/15/2006 9:07:58 AM PDT by IronJack
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Just IBTZ!


111 posted on 07/15/2006 9:14:28 AM PDT by ILBBACH
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"I am traveling from blog to blog to spread the wonderful news."

You mean you were traveling from blog to blog to spread the wonderful news... until you got ZOTTED at FR.

Now you are just a smoking spec of dust blown by the wind.
112 posted on 07/15/2006 9:16:40 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (ETERNAL SHAME on the Treasonous and Immoral Democrats!)
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IATZ


113 posted on 07/15/2006 9:16:56 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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"I am traveling from blog to blog to spread the wonderful news."

Then why did you stop here?


115 posted on 07/15/2006 9:18:54 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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"I am traveling from blog to blog to spread the wonderful news."

You got a great deal on auto insurance?


116 posted on 07/15/2006 9:19:20 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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I've been in paradise, you've been in paradise, we've all been in paradise. Is her number still the same one she wrote on the bathroom wall over at the Y?


121 posted on 07/15/2006 9:27:46 AM PDT by .cnI redruM ("Grog agree and anyone who questions this is not Conservative like Grog!!!")
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I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend. Probably today. Won't you join me?

Is that Texas, Nevada, California, Arizona, Florida, Utah, Kansas, Pennsylvania or maybe Montana Where is Paradise Island? Lost Wages, Nevada
122 posted on 07/15/2006 9:28:59 AM PDT by ThomasThomas (Red is good)
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