Deep thoughts with Bill Moyers (Intestine Barfer)

Seattle Times ^ | 6/29/06 | Mark Rahner

[pissant]

What pure, unfettered delusion. Both interviewer and subject. Yikes

[AmishDude]

Jack Handey has deeper thoughts.

[AmishDude]

I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with.

[AmishDude]

One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stake.

[AmishDude]

I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.

[pissant]

So does Jim Dandy

[pissant]

He who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger

[AmishDude]

When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different.

[AmishDude]

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

[highlander_UW]

Perhaps they may have had a better chance at rational thought had they actually HAD a Christian amongst their group to discuss it as a topic...of course liberals simply assume they're experts on everything.

Of course the definition of an ex-spurt is a has been drip under pressure...describes Moyer to a T.

[AmishDude]

Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

[pissant]

The answer is trout.

[AmishDude]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

[pissant]

He's a bona fide marxist

[ovrtaxt]

I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with.

Yep. Just when you think you've made peace, here comes the business end of that pecker.

[pissant]

Swordfish trombones.

[AmishDude]

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

[RichInOC]

Deep thoughts with Bill Moyers

...which leads me to wonder: How do you give Bill Moyers an EEG? How do you attach electrodes to a man's head when it's firmly lodged in his lower GI tract?

[pissant]

Raise up your glass to good king Richard.

[pissant]

The left reveres this guy, all 47 IQ of him.