Posted on 06/22/2006 3:16:33 AM PDT by ritewingwarrior
Good freeping opportunity, I guess.
I have noticed over the years the bikinis the girls wear at my local beach getting smaller and smaller and smaller. I think that must be proof of global warming. I guess I will go do some research for ABC News on the topic today
Dear ABC News,
I have noticed that Al Gore looks lot sweatier than before, due to global warming. This affects me in my daily life, because I worry he will not run for President again. He would be finishing his second term, if the election was not stolen the way it was.
This is very important, because we need a leader who will cool the environment. Please tell your readers to vote Democratic!
Also, I am spending more on beer, which probably is related.
A Loyal Watcher, GO DAN RATHER!
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