Posted on 06/12/2006 9:27:43 AM PDT by aculeus
That us EXACTLY how a lib would react. I had a lib friend come out of his seat at a Christmas party when I said that I believed in the death penalty and I thought we should fast-track them. "That is SO WRONG" he said. Totally lost it. I just laughed. They have no sense of balance.
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Voice Over:
This man is Ernest Scribbler... writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die... laughing.
Ernest stops writing, pauses to look at what he has written... a smile slowly spreads across his face, turning very, very slowly to uncontrolled hysterical laughter... he staggers to his feet and reels across room helpless with mounting mirth and eventually collapses and dies on the floor.
Voice Over:
It was obvious that this joke was lethal...
no one could read it and live...
Ernest's mother enters. She sees him dead, she gives a little cry of horror and bends over his body, weeping. Brokenly she notices the piece of paper in his hand and picks it up and reads it between her sobs. Immediately she breaks out into hysterical laughter, leaps three feet into the air, and falls down dead without more ado. Cut to news type shot of commentator standing in front of the house.
Commentator:
This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden... violent... comedy.
Police have sealed off the area, and Scotland Yard's crack inspector is with me now.
Inspector:
I shall enter the house and attempt to remove the joke.
About now an upstairs window in the house is fiung open and a doctor, rears his head out, hysterical with laughter, and dies hanging over the window sill.
Damn!!! too slow.
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People might be surprised how many writings, jokes, and slogans originated on FR. The "I'm a bad American" essay and "Sore Loserman", to name two. There are others as well.
Why a Dalek?
The Killer Joke.
"Der Flippermeyer!"
I thought it was a goose (longer neck) but I have to agree with you. It's between that one and the newlywed that lost half his foot.
Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
LOL!
lol
That picture of the guy with the free mamogram box is definately in the top 10 too.
got to remember that one ping.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.............fwwap....(stop breathing)
The "Duck" joke really quacked me up
It was the best. I almost remember the name of the orchestra that played during the breaks.
Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan, and Harry Seacombe. (One of Seacombe's identities was Sir Cedric Sea-Goon). I think Milligan played the deranged, apparently retarded character named Eccles, among a dozen or so others.
RIP, gents. You changed the world for the weirder, and better.
Hey! He was probably working under a government funded grant!
Same as the joke that Lewis Grizzard told.
Two Georgia Bulldog fans were at a game and saw UGA V cleaning himself.
One says "I wish I could do that"
The other says "That dawg would bite you!"
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