Posted on 06/10/2006 12:48:58 PM PDT by LeoWindhorse
Grind him up and feed him to the pigs!
***We should bury him at Gitmo.***
With bacon in his mouth and sewn up in a fresh pig skin.
Autopsy results are in. Zarqawi died due to complications resulting from the "chicken little syndrome". The little known phenominon happens whenever the SKY FALLS on someone. Death almost always results when the "sky" takes the form of a 500lb bomb delivered by the United States Air Force. Doctors had little chance to save Zarqawi. American troops at the scene did however perform emergency first aid in a heroic attempt to save Zarqzwi's life. The troops repeatedly pounded on the chest of Zarqawi with the butts of their rifles in an effort to restart his heart. When that failed the sodiers tried to get Zarqawi to breathe again by applying their combat boots to Zarqawi's lungs. The sodiers will be decorated for their failed humanitarian efforts to save Zarqawi.
That's pretty good . You get the prize for Most Imaginative
Reply to posting as yet ;^)
You should publish these remarks more widely !
Murtha will lobby for a plot at Arlington.
I couldn't believe they found that sign "Hey...eat at Luigi's"....
ROFL
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