Paradise Is Overrated (Iowahawk Guest Commentary by Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi)

41 posted on 06/09/2006 4:48:05 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (If you got Sowell, you got Soul !)

To: martin_fierro

42 posted on 06/09/2006 4:49:36 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (If you got Sowell, you got Soul !)

43 posted on 06/09/2006 5:30:47 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)

I sincerely hope that the Zarkman continues to post from his new abode...

(As usual, Iowahawk RULES! )

44 posted on 06/09/2006 7:23:19 PM PDT by StoneGiant (Power without morality is disaster. Morality without power is useless.)

To: dighton; SlowBoat407

With apologies to the Iowahawk, who has the final official missive from Zarqawi, here is a questionably sourced message I received.

Oh Shi@ The infidels finally got me. Oh well, look out virgins here comes the Zarkman!

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Is this heaven? I feel different. Oh well, I guess I shouldn't expect to feel the same here. What? I thought I heard someone talking English. Can't be. There are no infidels HERE! Oh wait, maybe it was one of my virgins. I'm going to go check them out. I want one that looks like Pam Anderson! Maybe I'd better spruce up a bit first. I see a mirror over there.

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What kind of Zionist trick is this?! I'm supposed to be sewing my wild oats, not sowing them! There must have been a mistake! Where do I file a complaint? Maybe those people will get this tale straightened out. But wait, what strange ICON are they praying to?

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Maybe this fate isn't so bad after all. It could have been worse. The virgins are pink, but they're not Code Pink! And a bunch of the old gang are already here. However Yassir warns, "If you hear anyone talking Spanish, run for you life and squeal for PETA."

45 posted on 06/09/2006 8:42:07 PM PDT by JohnBovenmyer

Still waiting for "The Onion"

46 posted on 06/09/2006 9:07:01 PM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy (It's a fight to the death with Democrats.)

Now, back in the madrassa when we studied the afterlife, I always wondered what would be the last thing to go through my head. I'm pretty sure now it was one of Mahmoud's anklebones. And if you're wondering if it was painless? Imagine a full-frontal 800 degree root canal while listening to a Neil Young record. But hey, I figure no big whoop, just the admission price to heaven's eternal ho sammich.

heh heh heh

47 posted on 06/09/2006 11:42:05 PM PDT by Rate_Determining_Step (US Military - Draining the Swamp of Terrorism since 2001!)

To: dighton; IowaHawk

Oh, YEAH! One last commentary by the incomparable IOWAHAWK, aka "Zarkman".

This is your best effort, yet.

48 posted on 06/10/2006 6:24:05 AM PDT by Darnright (http://www.irey.com/)

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