Posted on 06/08/2006 1:52:34 PM PDT by Conservative Coulter Fan
Ah yes, the 'pest control' unit. Now on to the next vermin.
Look the part, *smell* the part.
The I guess they won't be getting a cut of that 25 million.
"The Untouchables" were assured in advance they need fear no investigation into their methods to bring Zarqawi to summary justice.
Wait! Isn't this against Scotish Law?
I'm sure there will be some senator who will want to investigate!
Well done by all of them!
And special thank you our allies in Israel and Britain the article highlights as very helpful to making this day possible.
"You just can't beat 'old fashioned' human intel(aka covert operatives)."
That's the way to do it. We should have learned from Vietnam that fighting terrorists and unseen enemies should not involve massive troop buildups with highly visible (and vulnerable) targets. I mourn for the dedicated servicemen who have lost their lives in Iraq and Afghanistan and hope the U.S. and her allies will rely more and more on these covert operations with just the necessary "high-profile" land/air support.
Hey lets not forget the contributions of our fine lawyers in the defense.....er...nevermind.
I hope that bastard suffered before he died. God bless our troops!!!
You mean B.A. Barrackas. But it was probably Hannibal or Murdoch.
No laser for JDAM as a target designator. But as range finder to set GPS. Trust me Mr. "D" was at the controls.
Totally agree with you there buddy...
In that first picture of him when he was still alive, al-Zarqawi looks really depressed, like he knows what is coming.
[Zarqawi reclining on a couch talking to his Imam/therapist] : "Imam, I just can't shake this feeling of doom. I keep having this dream that I am in heaven making love to 72 virgins--but then, still in the dream, I wake to find that I am hugging a large metal object with fins at one end and a glowing red eye at the other. What does this mean?"
Imam: "Zarqawi, my son, this is nothing to be worried about, the Koran says: Allah is the guardian of those who believe. He brings them out of the darkness into the light; and (as to) those who disbelieve, their guardians are Shaitans who take them out of the light into the darkness; they are the inmates of the fire, in it they shall abide. "
Zarqawi: "Uh, OK. But the Americans have night vision. And I think that red thingy on the metal tube might be something like that."
Imam: "Not to worry, you are a great battle leader. The Koran says: Urge the believers to war; if there are twenty patient ones of you they shall overcome two hundred, and if there are a hundred of you they shall overcome a thousand of those who disbelieve, because they are a people who do not understand. "
Zarqawi: "about that... I seem to keep losing my number two guys, and we got a pretty heavy turnover on the numbers 3 and 4, too. And recruiting been down all over the place. I keep cutting people's heads off to show them how serious I am but it doesn't seem to be helping."
Imam: "Have faith! Mohammed assures us, Yea! If you remain patient and are on your guard, and they come upon you in a headlong, your Lord will assist you with five thousand of the havoc-making angles. "
Zarqawi: "Still waiting on the Angels."
Imam: "The Prophet tell us: I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them... "
Zarqawi: "Done that. A lot."
Imam: “Hmmm... give me a second... Aha! here we go. Allah says: And whoever kills a believer intentionally, his punishment is hell; he shall abide in it, and Allah will send His wrath on him and curse him and prepare for him a painful chastisement. "
Zarqawi: "Uh... that means someone who believes in our cause, right?"
Imam: "It means anyone who accepts the word of the Prophet, the messenger of Allah. Why do you ask?"
Zarqawi: "Well... I, we, might have killed a few believers... at least they said they were... and you know how it is with car bombs and markets. But I'm pretty sure they were all collaborators. You know how women and children can be."
Imam: "Be at ease. The koran says: And do not kill any one whom Allah has forbidden, except for a just cause, and whoever is slain unjustly, We have indeed given to his heir authority, so let him not exceed the just limits in slaying. "
Zarqawi: "Limits? You never said anything about limits. Just what are we talking about here? I need a number. Not that I'm keeping a count or anything, but I'd like to know. And does that only refer to the heads I whacked myself, or does it include those killed on my orders?"
[Imam's cell phone rings]: "Omar speaking... Really?... Right now?... Yes. Immediately. Thank you."
Zarqawi: "Who was that?"
Imam: "My secretary. It turns out out I'm late for an urgent meeting. I must go. Say five prayers and call me in the morning. No. Don't get up, I'll let myself out."
[Zarqawi calling after the Imam who is sprinting for the door]: "Don't go! I have more questions... I'm still worried about that big red eye in my dream..."
BLAM!
BTW anyone have a link to a video of the actual bombing of the house where this scubag was ? THANX
I suspect they were successful in part because the CIA had very little to do with it.
God Bless ALL our SOGs.......
Look spretty good for being in a house that got hit with 2 500lb bombs. Figured anyone in there would be dust after that .
The locals probably thought a French tour bus had arrived.
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