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Guess who's coming to dinner? [CRIKEY, DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR!]
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| 6-7-2006
| BEN CRITES
Posted on 06/07/2006 4:08:24 PM PDT by SquirrelKing
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LOL - "Whew! It's just a deadly, hungry, cold-blooded alligator. I thought your mother was here..."
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To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows
Pingaroo for the listiepoos.
To: Dark Wing; Dog Gone; TigerLikesRooster
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posted on
06/07/2006 4:11:16 PM PDT
by
Thud
To: SquirrelKing
To: SquirrelKing
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posted on
06/07/2006 4:12:31 PM PDT
by
SunTzuWu
(Hans Delbruck - Scientist and Saint.)
To: SquirrelKing
Well, heck. Just one more for the BBQ.
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posted on
06/07/2006 4:13:49 PM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: SunTzuWu
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posted on
06/07/2006 4:14:19 PM PDT
by
Alouette
(Psalms of the Day: 60-65)
To: windcliff
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allie.
Allie who?
Alligator.
To: SquirrelKing
LOL - "Whew! It's just a deadly, hungry, cold-blooded alligator. I thought your mother was here..."
---when i'm not expecting company, i usually answer with my glock holstered behind my back where i can get at it asap...
You never know who'll come a knockin ! usually I figure it's the Big Bad Wolf ;)
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posted on
06/07/2006 4:28:16 PM PDT
by
1FASTGLOCK45
(FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
To: SquirrelKing
Hey, has anybody seen my pet alligator? He's green, has big teeth, and loves chicken teriyaki! Answers to the name Clinton. Pls. call if spotted! Loves to ring doorbells and hide from you.
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posted on
06/07/2006 4:33:53 PM PDT
by
geezerwheezer
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
To: SquirrelKing; LibertarianInExile; JoeSixPack1; Joe 6-pack; hispanarepublicana; Blurblogger; ...
And what was left at the house after the surprise visit? Ripped tiles. (Slow day).
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posted on
06/07/2006 4:35:59 PM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: SquirrelKing
Who knew that alligators like teriyaki? Maybe they should try some curry next time and maybe the alligator will think that he's too far north.
To: SquirrelKing
Just another case of "a reptile dysfunction".
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posted on
06/07/2006 4:42:08 PM PDT
by
ironmaidenPR2717
(I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian. (author unknown))
To: Rennes Templar
To: ironmaidenPR2717
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posted on
06/07/2006 4:49:23 PM PDT
by
Palladin
("Governor Lynn Swann."...it has a nice ring to it!)
To: SquirrelKing
Wasn’t last year the Year of the Shark Attack? This must be The Year of the Gater. I wonder how often this kind of thing really happens?
I live in Maryland but just to be on the safe side, I’m removing teriyaki chicken from my menu.
I like warm weather and SC and the golf when I visted, but yikes! In Baltimore I have only to fear the occasional rabid squirrel, or bat, or fox, or drug addled gang banger in a drive by, or Mayor O’Malley and ultra liberal state legislature …heck maybe I’m better off with the occasional alligator and hurricane. Too close to call.
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posted on
06/07/2006 4:54:33 PM PDT
by
Caramelgal
(I don't have a tag line.... I am a tag line. So tag, you are it.)
To: SquirrelKing
Oh . . . my . . . Gawd.
Seeing that thing try to get in my front door would have given me a heart attack. Those door windows aren't THAT strong.
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posted on
06/07/2006 4:56:01 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(There are some things money can't buy, like a dinosaur.)
To: I Drive Too Fast
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allie.
Allie who?
Alligator.Knock knock.
Who's there?
(silence)
WHO'S THERE?
(silence)
(opens door out of curiosity)
AAAUUGGGHJAWSUUUUUAAAHSNAPSNAPOhMyGodOhMyGODCHEW CHEW CHEW CHEWLORD HELP ME I'M BEING EATEN ALIVECHOMP CHOMP CHOMPAAAUUUUUUUUUGHGGHHHHHHGHHBONES SNAPPINGAAAUUUUUUUGHHG HEAVEN HELP ME HEEEELLLPPPP
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posted on
06/07/2006 5:00:20 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
To: Lazamataz
Think theres enough there for a nice pair of boots and a vest ?
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posted on
06/07/2006 5:24:39 PM PDT
by
ATOMIC_PUNK
("Please run your Biochip across the scanner " Warning ! Warning ! Happiness detected Detain at Once)
To: ironmaidenPR2717
Just another case of "a reptile dysfunction". *rimshot*
ROFL
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